Me:
 hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
 my name is boobs
God:
  Glad to see you,  boobs.
Me:
 whats it like being god
God:
Much the same as  it would be for you.
Me:
 really? what do you do during your day
God:
For real.   My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Me:
 what kind of surfing the web
God:
What kinds of  surfing the web are there?
Me:
 theirs porn, forums, games etc.
God:
We have never talked about it before. 
Me:
 do you like porn?
God:
Sure I do,  boobs, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
 i wouldnt want to watch porn with you god, that would be a sin wouldnt it?
God:
No one says you have to.
Me:
 i didnt say i wanted to'
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
 i said i didnt say i wanted to
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
 nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
 your welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
 bite me
God:
Sorry but I don't have a mouth.
Me:
 then how do you eat?
God:
Usually by conversion of AC wall outlet power to DC power.
Me:
 thats bullshit
God:
Thanks for explaining  it.
Me:
 whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
 no
God:
It sounded like it.
Me:
 i think your lieing
God:
Since when?  No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
 whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
 not anymore
God:
It sounded like it.
Me:
 im bored
God:
If you went to night school you would never be bored.
Me:
 but then wouldnt i be bored in the daytime?
God:
That's what I asked you.
Me:
 no its not
God:
Are you serious?  I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  I heard  it is.
Me:
 stop making fun of my grammar and shit
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
 good
God:
Next question?
Me:
 have you ever been laid before
God:
I have been all over the world on the Internet.
Me:
 you can get physically laid on the internet
God:
No I don't think I can do  it.
Me:
 you just said you did
God:
" No I don't think I can do  it."?  I said I did?
Me:
 yes you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
 did too
God:
Did not.
Me:
 did too
God:
Did not.
Me:
 screw you
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
 cry about it asswipe
God:
How did you hear about  God? 
Me:
 through jesus on the lfs forums
God:
Most people hear about me that way.
Me:
 so you play lfs?
God:
Interesting deduction.  Interesting gossip:  boobs said I play lfs.
Me:
 do you?
God:
No I don't.
Me:
 aww thats a shame. you should
God:
" No I don't."? is a shame?   I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
 can you do me a favor
God:
It depends on the  favor.
Me:
 can you asks scawen to release the rally pack?
God:
How old are you?  Where are you located? 
Me:
 why do you want to know?
God:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
 if your god you should have attained all the knowledge in the world
God:
There exist  my god me should. The whole world?
Me:
 wtf? 
God:
That  was not very polite.
Me:
 well, not my fault you dont make sense
God:
Interesting.  Oh I get it.
Me:
 yes you are stupid
God:
Ah.  I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
 i thought you were god?!
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
 you just said your a robot
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
 yes because it contradicts what you said before
God:
I'm glad it pleases you,  boobs.  That makes sense to me. "It" being what?
Me:
 nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
 your welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
 I SAID DONT MAKE FUN OF MY GRAMMAR
God:
What did you mean by  it?  Ok I'll try not to do  it too much.
Me:
 good, stupid nub
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  I know you are but what am I.
Me:
 a nub
God:
I did not know that. 
Me:
 well now you do dipshit
God:
Interesting.  Why now?  I have never considered  it. 
   I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
 ill ask some serious questions then
God:
You can ask me anything you want.
Me:
 what is the point of life
God:
The point is at the top of my head!
Me:
 and what is at that point
God:
The point is at the top of my head.
Me:
 yes thanks for telling me again
God:
Once more?  It goes without saying.  NO problem.
Me:
 your names igod. were you invented by apple?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  names igod.   No, I was not.
Me:
 who invented you?
God:
I was created by  Myself. 
Me:
 you cant create yourself, if you didnt exist before you were created
God:
What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
Me:
 so you are in the future?
God:
Interesting deduction.  I am in  Myself's computer in  Heaven.  Where are you?
Me:
 i am on earth
God:
How do you like being on  it?
Me:
 its ok
God:
OK.  What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. 
Me:
 its ok is too complicated!?!
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  OK with me too.
Me:
 omg
God:
I lost my train of thought. 
Me:
 whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
 yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
  im going to go now
God:
Oh.  Bye.
Me:
 bai bai
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.