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91mason91
S2 licensed
Quote from BlueFlame :You can believe I am becoming physically aggressive but I don't care for your mindset. After all, Scottish suffering from ginge disease.

Didn't say anything involving you being physically aggressive just simply stated that you are quite obviously getting wound up about nothing and are now resorting to typical stereotypes because you don't have anything smart left to say.
91mason91
S2 licensed
Quote from BlueFlame :This is all you can say? Maybe you should grow up before you express opinions. Guess you are child of parent such that allows child to shout in public shop for gummi bears.

lol, have to say, winding people up sure has its perks.
91mason91
S2 licensed
Quote from BlueFlame :When things are said and done, I've done not to you. But you will lie about the car you have building, and then come to tell me here that I am retarded?

91mason91
S2 licensed
Quote from Silverracer :Search search search! Popular skins like Kimi's helmet and Mclaren skin for FBM are already made by others - you just need to search for them using the forum search function. Some skins are harder to find, but stuff like these can be easily found

http://www.lfsforum.net/search.php

Keywords:
"FBM Mclaren"
"Kimi helmet"

Show results as: posts (you can search as threads, but searching as posts is easy - at least for me).

I couldn't find a 2006 Kimi helmet. I only spent a minute to search, but I found a couple of other Kimi helmets plus a couple of FBM Mclaren skins.

Search

Well that just simply isn't good enough now is it!
91mason91
S2 licensed
Quote from BlueFlame :The sense was you don't call your hand a male because then you must give it a male name thus meaning a man would therefore be soon to wank you. A non genderspecific object could be paired with hermaphrodite as they also have no gender, why is this hard for your brain of miniscule proportions to understanding?

because you're retarded.
91mason91
S2 licensed
Quote from BlueFlame :A person crossing a road is an unnecessary hazard, many things are, but does that mean they should be stopped? I mean, personally, I don't get why JDM ricers are doin the whole tow eye thing, but it ain't really gonna be a problem, Bull Bars cover the whole front end, a tow hook it a small thing. Plus that particular tow eye looks like it is covered in rubber.

Should of gone to specsavers..
91mason91
S2 licensed
Quote from BlueFlame :No, you said YOUR hand didn't have a gender. I said mine was female. How can you be confused by what you, yourself have said? Doesn't make sense to me, when pickles can fly...

The sense was lost when you started calling your hand a hermaphrodite..
91mason91
S2 licensed
Quote from ginger :What kind of team are you looking for? (Race, Drift, Cruise, Drag or other) Drift
Age:15
Country:England
Preferred Car/Track:Xrt/Any
Average Laptime on Your Preferred Car/Track:I drift
How Active Are You?
Active alot
What Kind of Control do you use?Thrustmaster Gt
Time Zone:School Days 5-7pm Normal 1-4-5pm

again !?!?!? GIVE UP AND GO FK YOURSELFFFF ASSSHAT..
91mason91
S2 licensed
Quote from mamoru :I have read that sentence for a few times now and I still don't get it. Are you saying you are a hermaphrodite?

I'm thinking that too.
91mason91
S2 licensed
Deja Vu
91mason91
S2 licensed
Quote from J@mes :Who on earth made the list? Virtually evey car i look for isn't there! And then the tracks, you've got the superprix but no Donington?!

No Kockhill either!
91mason91
S2 licensed
Quote from steven8868 :hi all,
I don't me conect in multiplayer he say "users already in online"

help me please

Means you're lagging alot (i think)
Close down LFS, wait 10-15min and try again.
91mason91
S2 licensed
Quote from S14 DRIFT :I don't care, this isn't high school, no-one is impressed how much you may or may not get.

Great post Network. lol

You just jealous.
91mason91
S2 licensed
Shouldn't it be since 02/2010 rather than 2010/02?
Other than that was pretty average.
91mason91
S2 licensed
Quote from logitekg25 :is the tv ok

By the looks of the flash that came out of the back of it, no.
91mason91
S2 licensed
Quote from theirishnoob :yeah, but they have 1000's ofnorth korean slaves....

Actually PD are a very small dev team..
91mason91
S2 licensed
Quote from dawesdust_12 :(apparently it's fun to watch me squirm :schwitz.. for her either.

Rough surprise buttseks?
91mason91
S2 licensed
Quote from dadge :they only say that to "small" guys. So that when they trim, it'll make their tow bar look bigger. But hey, go you for getting rid of the cockfro.

:d
91mason91
S2 licensed
Quote from The Very End :But I like S2 more.. even if S1 gives nostalig feeling

Only for you old people. I got LFS in 07 and S1 wasn't being used back then.
91mason91
S2 licensed
Quote from IlGuercio :What about answers?

Tell that one to your government.
91mason91
S2 licensed
Quote from dawesdust_12 :lol, I fully expect her to be shocked entirely.. which is why it'll be hilarious.

Although I never realized that I do get naked in changerooms a lot.. I might haffto be more hidden now that I'm kinda.. clean.

Why? Feels good walking about bollock naked infront of other people, pus them to shame. Can get nasty though, gotta make sure you're in the right place.
91mason91
S2 licensed
Quote from DevilDare :What about bum hair?

Thats even more dangerous. There is even a Craiglist warning.

Never shave off your arse hair. When your ass gets all sweaty you'll wish you never did it..
91mason91
S2 licensed
Quote from dawesdust_12 :So... I have an awkward addition to this thread...

Have any of you shaved your pubes?

Not in the last 5 minutes.
91mason91
S2 licensed
3 guys are in a cafe,
one says: I've got the smallest arm of the world!
another says: I've got the smallest head of the world!
last one says: I'm the most musical talented of the world!
The 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.
First one goes first and returns happy: I've really got the smallest arm in the world!
Second returns happy too: I've really got the smallest head of the world!
The last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE **** IS SUB FOCUS?!
91mason91
S2 licensed
Quote from thisnameistaken :My girlfriend still lives here, it's been about 10 years now, she says I can't dump her because I dumped my last girlfriend but she got dumped by her last boyfriend so it's her turn to dump.

I've also called her dad to see if he'll take her back but he says possession is 9/10s of the law and I don't have a leg to stand on.

I've considered a few methods of murdering her but whenever I come up with a dastardly one that is so cunning that I will never be caught (like the antibiotics one - that was genius) I get so excited that I explain it to her and then I think she texts them to her brother.

Any advice?

Hitman.
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