There you go! Problem solved....now get back to GTAL 
Definetely won't be getting in an english team anytime soon after this 
Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman putting on sunscreen.
Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was English?
A. An all rounder.
Q. What is the main function of the England coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q. Why is Darren Gough the unluckiest bowler on tour?
A. Because he was born in England.
Q. What's the English version of a hat trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.
Q. Why don't English fielders need pre tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.
Q. What's the English version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten and Walloped.
Q. What do you call a Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.
Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Stewart?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.
Q. Who has the easiest job in the England touring party?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.
Q. What advantage do Nasser Hussein, Mark Ramprakash, Dean Headley, Alex Tudor and Graham Hick have over the rest of their team mates?
A. At least they can say they're not really English.
Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?
A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.
Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
Q. Why are English batsmen looking forward to the new millennium?
A. So they can at least say they passed a century.
Q. Who spent the most time at the crease of anyone in the English world cup squad?
A. The lady who ironed the cricket whites.
Q. Why are English cricketers cleverer than Houdini?
A. Because they can get out without even trying.
Q. What does Gough put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.
Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman putting on sunscreen.
Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was English?
A. An all rounder.
Q. What is the main function of the England coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q. Why is Darren Gough the unluckiest bowler on tour?
A. Because he was born in England.
Q. What's the English version of a hat trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.
Q. Why don't English fielders need pre tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.
Q. What's the English version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten and Walloped.
Q. What do you call a Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.
Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Stewart?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.
Q. Who has the easiest job in the England touring party?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.
Q. What advantage do Nasser Hussein, Mark Ramprakash, Dean Headley, Alex Tudor and Graham Hick have over the rest of their team mates?
A. At least they can say they're not really English.
Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?
A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.
Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
Q. Why are English batsmen looking forward to the new millennium?
A. So they can at least say they passed a century.
Q. Who spent the most time at the crease of anyone in the English world cup squad?
A. The lady who ironed the cricket whites.
Q. Why are English cricketers cleverer than Houdini?
A. Because they can get out without even trying.
Q. What does Gough put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, the vet says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy".
Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside."
"...How's that?"
"Don't you start."
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure. You look great ... the world's your oyster ... go for it."
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu?
But I think its Colin.
Police arrested two kids yesterday; one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.
A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places". The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore". "Doctor, doctor when I bend my arm like this it hurts." "Well don't do it!"
Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.
The other day it was revealed that Honda created a new robot that had feelings. Unfortunately the project was abandoned whey they realized they couldn't get it to be scared. Guess it had nerves of steel.
The other day I was chatting to one of my mates. I'm a fairly reasonable fit guy but knowing he was a weight control freak, I told him ironically: "Mate, I think I'm quite fat. What do you reckon?" To which he simply replied: "No shit!". Me, keeping to be ironic, responded: "Could be that"
Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, the vet says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy".
Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside."
"...How's that?"
"Don't you start."
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure. You look great ... the world's your oyster ... go for it."
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu?
But I think its Colin.
Police arrested two kids yesterday; one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.
A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places". The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore". "Doctor, doctor when I bend my arm like this it hurts." "Well don't do it!"
Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.
The other day it was revealed that Honda created a new robot that had feelings. Unfortunately the project was abandoned whey they realized they couldn't get it to be scared. Guess it had nerves of steel.
The other day I was chatting to one of my mates. I'm a fairly reasonable fit guy but knowing he was a weight control freak, I told him ironically: "Mate, I think I'm quite fat. What do you reckon?" To which he simply replied: "No shit!". Me, keeping to be ironic, responded: "Could be that"
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It's pretty much how those money hungry country singers did with 9/11. Making utter rubbish songs that contained 9/11 in it and "we will remember" and other nonsense. Although that was at least bearable, this is just crap.
RnB singers are just rappers crossed with some gay-ness and a lot of vocoder action going on to hide the lack of talent.
RnB singers are just rappers crossed with some gay-ness and a lot of vocoder action going on to hide the lack of talent.
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Racer Name: Bambo
S2/Demo licence name: Bambo
S2/Demo licence name: Bambo
Oh dear, mine went horribly wrong 
You can use any skin you like, as long as it doesn't contain any offensive material. You get to pick the number you like as long as nobody else that signed up before you has it.
The only rule that might be put into action is to have your according number put in a readable size on the rear wing's laterals.
The only rule that might be put into action is to have your according number put in a readable size on the rear wing's laterals.
Yup, when the league is gonna get a website so it will be qualified for it's own sub-forum.
Mafia
Westfield SE Sport or Caterham Roadsport?
Westfield SE Sport or Caterham Roadsport?
Actually others say that he's the bastard offspring of a baw bag and a duck!
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Some say, he once called someone raw gay in a discussion about garden tools and that he has discovered the secret of self standing umbrellas. Others that he used multiple accounts to cause havoc on the LFS forum. All we know is, he's called The Stig!
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Now, now! You know you shouldn't use such words! They are insulting and discriminative towards buttpirates and arsebandits
It's all good when it deserves to be repeated
As long as he posts the good stuff, I don't mind at all
http://punchontube.com/video/8 ... -oil-wrestling-girl-fight
http://punchontube.com/video/4f50a1ea9b22b65/Oil-wrestling
It was directed at Pablo actually. Well not directly at him, more as in what he should have used.
Your bike couldn't have done better plus, It was done by a car magazine.
Sorry but on this whole what sounds good argument your all looking at too many wheels and cylinders i think we all know what wins...
http://www.dailymotion.com/vid ... s-ducati-hypermotard_auto
Now this is the post of the thread
http://www.dailymotion.com/vid ... s-ducati-hypermotard_auto
Now this is the post of the thread
Youz just been annihilated fo' sheazy in this heazy, dawg!
Yah know your rimes are lame
And you're the only one to blame
For being nothing but a shame
Acting so freaking sleazy
In this freaking heazy
Like you're not busy
And that's fo' sheazy
Acting like you're some kind of force
In this mothathumpin universe
Don't act like you're stronger
When your rimes are just longer
Cause they still mean crap
In this world of rap
Your ego's gonna get bigger
And I'm gonna get meaner
Till your attitude gets leaner
And your mouth gets cleaner
Now that I took that of my chest, I can get back to being myself
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And that's the last straw, this thread is officially going down! Although may I ask why did you had to bring this subject back again kingcars? It's pretty obvious that if you can't solve your differences in one thread, you won't be able to do in no matter how many following threads. Same to you S14, don't bring the bike discussions back since it's the same thing, you won't achieve nothing.
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I'm pretty sure you could contact them on the LOTA website and if you don't want to make an account just for that, then find their names and pretty much PM them on the LFS forum.
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