It was a 'joke', and there is no doubt that it was TERRIBLE!! in fact, it was the joke that I expect drew the most groans from the audience, so would probably win a bad joke contest!
(so it belongs here!!!!)
You forgot to add: "Anything produced by Simon Cowell!"
SYSTEM of a Down.....Bah..average....
ALBANY Down
Innovative, raw, 
REAL metal (the list above) ???? WHAT ARE YOU ON??
Real metal is Zepp, Maiden, Sabbath, Aerosmith, Motorhead, AC\DC...get the idea???
ALBANY Down
Innovative, raw, REAL metal (the list above) ???? WHAT ARE YOU ON??
Real metal is Zepp, Maiden, Sabbath, Aerosmith, Motorhead, AC\DC...get the idea???
BAH! again...
Not ezakkerly PAPER...is it??!
Bah!..Photoshopped!
(where is teh SHADOWZ!!!!!)Ultimate proof that Kev has no SOUL!!!!
Nerd or not, that was beautiful!
Interesting fact: EVERYBODY dies sometime! The trick is avoiding teh Reaper for as long as possible. If you give up booze, ciggies and Junk food, never drive a car or go out on roads where you might get knocked down, then the chances of the cause of death being boredom are increased by 5,000,000%
"78% of statistics are false."
"There are Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics!"
"78% of statistics are false."
"There are Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics!"
Look in the manual that came with YOUR router...Mine (Netgear DG834PN) cannot be changed, so I have to live with it, by my last one - a Zyxel, could be changed by accessing it through telnet... they are mostly different, so you will have to search tech support for your make/model.
Another thing that I think MIGHT have an impact is your OS..I seem to be able to connect 'normally' when running XP, but have to connect through LAN with Vista...weird!
ANOTHER ONE!!! zOMGWTF!!!!
As it happens, I currently have SEVEN working computers in use at the moment (4 desktop and 3 laptops!), and a further ELEVEN laying around in bits!!!
Why would I want another one?
Thanks anyway Tristan, will give it a try
Check that you have the correct ports forwarded in both UDP AND TCP modes...I searched for ages until I found that error when I set up my third server, while the other two had been working fine for ages!
So if I rename the folders to:
C:/LFS and D:/LFS_XP (for example), I would be able to have both copies unlocked at the same time? (C=Vista, D=XP)
(Need confirmation before I have to beg Victor for more unlocks)
C:/LFS and D:/LFS_XP (for example), I would be able to have both copies unlocked at the same time? (C=Vista, D=XP)
(Need confirmation before I have to beg Victor for more unlocks
)(Slight) Problem with the EULA
Here is the relevant bit of the EULA:
And here is my problem!
I have a PC that dual boots either XP or Vista depending on my whims; Vista is installed on drive C, and XP on drive D. So far, no problem.
This afternoon I dragged my entire LFS folder from C to D, making a nice copy..booted it up, and whammo...straight into demo mode and needing to be unlocked. Unlocked it, had a few races, then had to reboot into Vista to do something else.. Decided to have a few more laps, so booted up LFS and....DEMO MODE AGAIN!!!! so, it obviously doesnt want to be unlocked on two OS's on the SAME machine simultaneously, yet according to the EULA, I can install it on TWO computers if it is for my own use...
/me is baffled!
And here is my problem!
I have a PC that dual boots either XP or Vista depending on my whims; Vista is installed on drive C, and XP on drive D. So far, no problem.
This afternoon I dragged my entire LFS folder from C to D, making a nice copy..booted it up, and whammo...straight into demo mode and needing to be unlocked. Unlocked it, had a few races, then had to reboot into Vista to do something else.. Decided to have a few more laps, so booted up LFS and....DEMO MODE AGAIN!!!! so, it obviously doesnt want to be unlocked on two OS's on the SAME machine simultaneously, yet according to the EULA, I can install it on TWO computers if it is for my own use...
/me is baffled!
I think that with this craze of uploading vids of people playing other games, maybe I should do a recording of me playing Solitaire!!!!
Seriously, that is about as interesting as.... Well, sorry, just NOT interesting!
Seriously, that is about as interesting as.... Well, sorry, just NOT interesting!
Here is a small video JUST for JTbo...the link was originally sent to me by one of my GAY mates (the one who nicked all the pink paint FYI! ) during a particularly fun p!$$-take week....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUIRJiYEWo
As for being BUTCH and HARD and loving violence JT, you don't have to be a wimp to have tolerance, a REAL man is usually so comfortable in his own life that he knows he has nothing to worry about, and can quite easily say "No Thx, not my style" if a gay guy DOES misread 'the signals' and comes on to him: in fact, I would say that in your case the opposite is true; that you are so SCARED of your inadequacies that you HIDE behind all your tough talk.
) during a particularly fun p!$$-take week....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUIRJiYEWo
As for being BUTCH and HARD and loving violence JT, you don't have to be a wimp to have tolerance, a REAL man is usually so comfortable in his own life that he knows he has nothing to worry about, and can quite easily say "No Thx, not my style" if a gay guy DOES misread 'the signals' and comes on to him: in fact, I would say that in your case the opposite is true; that you are so SCARED of your inadequacies that you HIDE behind all your tough talk.
Yep, them too, but I had a rant about them in another post some time back
I was only trying to keep it on-topic by having a pop at the ones with many wives that are (stupidly IMHO) allowed to claim for ALL the extended family.....Oooh interesting thing I just found on teh forumz..maybe JTbo should see it too:
Mmmmmm what next...ah yes, polygamy...where shall we start?
Personally I dont like the way it is implemented already in the UK, where you have some "refugees" claiming BENEFITS for 5 or 6 wives, some of whom only exist on false papers...my gripe with that is that it is MY taxes that are paying these benefits!
OK...Another hole you have dug for yourself...
WTF has the more relaxed attitude of society towards gays EVER made it morally OK to abuse young boys???
Even STRAIGHT paedophilia is a BIG no-no...
If there were no gays allowed to live my record collection would be seriously depleted....What would life be like without a good blast of Bohemian Rhapsody now and then...or how could they POSSIBLY have a hit TV series called Life On Mars if Bowie had his arms and legs chopped off at birth?? (OK, Bowie is Bi, but thats besides the point!)
The point is, JTbo has got a SERIOUS social problem.
Not the sort of thing I condone.
At least have the ability to "live and let live".
Zoo's would be a good place for intolerant animals.
Is that all??? Its is if you read down the first lines!
After FOUR YEARS of LFS, I can honestly say that has NEVER happened to me...not that it would concern me in the slightest if it did, my answer would probably be something like: "OH, are you? Congratulations etc, but I'm straight"
Because Pokemon games are FUN, EASY, and VERY addictive!
(I know, I'm an addict!
)If you have problems with gay men who keep trying to pick you up online, why not try sites other than gaydar.com?
Word!!!!
I work directly with three gay guys and two gay girls, as well as a pre-op trans-sexual (I know, bus companies are weird!) There are probably a lot more, but these are the guys I work directly with on a day-to-day basis.
Not ONE of the gays ever shoved their "gayness" in your face, in fact, since they 'came out' we all (gays AND heteros) get on well, have a good laugh, and even take the p!$$ out of EACH OTHER on a regular basis. Had a good laugh the other day when we noticed that one of our Airline buses had been re-branded for London work, and therefore changed colour from blue to green...one of the gays noticed this and queried why we had to paint it green; so we told him it was cause we had no pink paint left. His reply? : He said he had nicked all the pink paint for his bedroom!
Personally I dont care where someone wants to park the pork, as long as its not in MY alley!
One last word to ALL the homophobes out there...would YOU kick TWO girls out of your bed because they happened to be gay...I'm bloody sure I wouldn't!!!
My wife would be over the moon ecstatic if I were married to another woman....well, ANY other woman except her!
Too true...we had to BUY pr0n mags, and they weren't half as much fun as the FREE stuff you get on teh Interwebs!
Seeing as how you are in Portugal, if you find Mr Jose Mourinho and convince him to come back to Chelsea, I will buy you a S2 license.. (AND S3 when it gets released!!!!)
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