A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said 'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.'
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night.
He returned around 2:30 am , and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's w idow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.
'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
'Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands, did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said:
'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!'
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said 'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.'
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night.
He returned around 2:30 am , and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's w idow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.
'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
'Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands, did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said:
'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!'
Thanks very much Ek. [shameless self-plug]uploaded some more[/shameless self-plug]
Great Pictures (as always) Don!
Thats quite a bit more than four Words.
Create your own CD Cover (Forum Game)
Found this on another Forum and had quite alot of fun with it. And since we have quite a few good graphic artists here we could see some nice work.
1) You need a name for your Band. Take the name of the first article that comes up.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
2) The name for your Album. Take the last four Words from the last Quote.
http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
3) Background. Select any of the Images (refreshing is fine).
http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days
Have fun
1) You need a name for your Band. Take the name of the first article that comes up.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
2) The name for your Album. Take the last four Words from the last Quote.
http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
3) Background. Select any of the Images (refreshing is fine).
http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days
Have fun
He also worked on Black & White 1.
Congratulations! :dopey:
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All Nokia dummy Phones display 10:08. However all Samsungs have 11:30. Interesting, isn't it?
That depends on how its done imo. If you browse through flickr you'll find lots and lots of (imo) very bad HDR's. Eg. here, here or here. I honestly can't understand how anybody can find these good. Amazingly almost all of them have very positive Comments which i can't understand.
However if the effect is subtle and not too shiny i think it can look very nice. Last week i started doing some HDR's myself and i'm rather pleased with the results.
But maybe that's just my biased opinion.
Agreed.
Yesterday we had a very cloudy Sky here. Great for some HDR pictures. I know the effect is completly overdone but i like the look.
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Probably just a flatspot.
I'm not that much into Hip Hop, but a few Days ago a Friend sent me a link to a free Jay-Z / Elvis Presley Mixtape wich is rather good. Here's the Link.
That explains everything. I have to Pi everywhere when i'm drunk too.
Sorry!
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