thanks! makes it look like i have no hood? lol
A bachelor has no belly because when he opens his fridge he says:
- "F**K it, the same again!" and then goes to the bed.
A married man has a belly because when he goes to bed he says:
-"F**K it, the same again!" and then goes and opens the fridge.
- "F**K it, the same again!" and then goes to the bed.
A married man has a belly because when he goes to bed he says:
-"F**K it, the same again!" and then goes and opens the fridge.
thanks beefy, their quite nice.
Can someone please edit this for me? some nice wheels, or something ricer, ill let you be creative.
Can someone please edit this for me? some nice wheels, or something ricer, ill let you be creative.
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Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first.
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God."
The teacher praises the little girl as a little boy raises his hand. He says, "I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love."
"Very good," said the teacher. The teacher looked up and saw Little Johnny's hand up. "Oh no," she thought, "I'm not gonna like this. "Little Johnny, which part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?" Little Johnny thinks for a minute and says, "Your feet." The teacher asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first.
He replied, "Well, I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night and my mom had her feet up in the air and she said, 'Oh God, I'm coming!', but fortunately Dad was on top of her holding her down.
lol!
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God."
The teacher praises the little girl as a little boy raises his hand. He says, "I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love."
"Very good," said the teacher. The teacher looked up and saw Little Johnny's hand up. "Oh no," she thought, "I'm not gonna like this. "Little Johnny, which part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?" Little Johnny thinks for a minute and says, "Your feet." The teacher asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first.
He replied, "Well, I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night and my mom had her feet up in the air and she said, 'Oh God, I'm coming!', but fortunately Dad was on top of her holding her down.
lol!
excuse me! bloody ahh...... Aberdeenshire iens there just so rude these days! lol
well, ive only been on s2 for about 2 weeks now, so i'm still getting to find my way around, maybe we could take this magical journey called s2 together? lol
Lying From You - Linkin Park
Edit: just changed,
I Wanna Be the One - Stevie B
talk about a change of pace!
Edit: just changed,
I Wanna Be the One - Stevie B
talk about a change of pace!
lol if you wanted to get technical you could say "I have taken note" or I've taken note" lol
my english teacher sure gets to me sometimes
Right Where It Belongs - Nine Inch Nails
damn, are you going to release it? i'm sure a few people would want to use it.
what picture set is that? i really like that garage background.
nice one lynce! a LX6 1 next? you sure are good at editing.
well your so poor when you asked your mom what's for dinner she opened her legs and said spaghetti!
what do you call a whale wearing no undies?
free willy!
free willy!
the new LFS data base? :O
thanks, oh and what was that promo video that was so bad? that you had to apolpgize for? is it youtubed or something? would be intresting to see what was so horrid about it lol.
Thanks Michael
Thanks Michael
Dragula - Rob Zombie
UF1_beast.engA young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
lol
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
lol
early morning birds chirping!
FGED GREDG RDFGDR GSFDG