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sgt.flippy
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Quote from Timdpr :Hoe uw ezel na hippopotamusverjaardag het gillen bier aftershock zou kunnen doen? Ik denk zijn eerder elektro hoogste hoedenpot!

Ik wedde u niet het vaagste idee hebt wat ik op een gillende hemofiliepatiënt ben!


I don't know what my mule would do when on it's birthday it would do a screaming beer aftershock. I think something with it's electric highest hat pot.

I bet you don't has (yes, has) the vaguest idea what I am a screaming hemophiliapatient.

What the hell did you enter??
sgt.flippy
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It's kinda ugly on the rear..

And it's said to be a corvette.
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sgt.flippy
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Quote from Bladerunner :Technically speaking, she IS an immigrant; She was born in France and we didnt move back to England until she was 2 years old... (So your feeble attempt at a 'dig' backfired, didn't it? )

I still like her :P

Still want pics :P

I'm sad, I know
sgt.flippy
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Quote from Bladerunner :_I_ know a girl who is 15, car-mad, and loves rock music.....

BUT....


Hands off, it's my daughter!


btw, when you get to your later stages of life, you will realise one BIG difference between cars and women...

Cars dont nag!

Pics or it didn't happen!

One more year and it'll be legal..
sgt.flippy
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Quote from hrtburnout :Gefeliciteerd kerel. Geef mij uwen postcode en ik stuur u 'ne Luikse wafel. Jezus wat ben ik goed in Vlaams. Heb je nog wat gekregen?

Nog niet :P Gewoon wat geld van me oma, nieuwe horloge van me ouders (was aan vervanging toe ) en van me zus weet ik nog niet
sgt.flippy
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Quote from Dygear :I don't think that's going to be a problem, and I feel bad for myself for clicking, and then reading that link .

I'm wondering about a few things...

Gay sex with a car... Does that mean he puts the exhaust in his...? I'd buy a small car for that one...

And now picture this sentence, without the context:
"And I always use a condom because of all the dirt and dust inside."
sgt.flippy
S2 licensed
Thanks Too bad I'm a boring git and don't care much about a party.. I'm home alone at the moment though
sgt.flippy
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He should have dropped on his face... Better to look like a fool than a knob..

See what I did there?
sgt.flippy
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It looks as if she's expanding.
sgt.flippy
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Quote from gezmoor :I can't be bothered to go out and take a picture, especially as it's pitch black out there. But I drive one of these, (only in dark blue):

Leon Cupra 1.8 20V Turbo



It's not stupidly fast , (0-60 in 7.5), but most people don't expect it's pace, (especially 3 Series BMW drivers), because it looks so ordinary.

Can I have your front splitter?
sgt.flippy
S2 licensed
Quote from hrtburnout :Happy birthday mr. Scawen. What an honour to have yours right after mine!



*wanks to Scrabby's early morning picture*

And right before mine

Congrats!
sgt.flippy
S2 licensed
I like it, it's extreme but it all fits together very well.
sgt.flippy
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Gelukkige verjaardag

(zal ook nog maar is iets zeggen )
sgt.flippy
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Quote from titanLS :Weird. This picture is from a local art exhibition called "The Death of American Muscle." The two cars were pulled together so slowly that the movement was not discernible to anyone standing there less than a few minutes.

Here are some vids of it: http://oppositionart.com/main3.htm
sgt.flippy
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Uhm, anti alias is already in it... Why you mocking about with an old version anyways?

sgt.flippy
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Quote from MR_B :Does it have to fade out nicely around the edges, asthough the picture is trying to compensate for the horrors that it contains?

It's to make them look hooter! I like the right one :P

sgt.flippy
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Quote from pb32000 :That is a LOT of bloom, and as we all know, bloom = good graphics.

What graphics? Can't see sh!t captain!
sgt.flippy
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Quote from Takumi_lfs :I saw that in one go.

Gramps and that girl.

Both gramps? And how about the dog? :P
sgt.flippy
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I saw the faces first. This also has an effect on the way you read. Some people will read whole words/sentences in one go, while others need to go letter by letter or word by word. You can notice this very well when someone needs to read out loud and needs to turn the page. If he stops, he reads every word seperately. Has its pro's and cons really.
sgt.flippy
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Quote from Migz :Well acctually i liked underground.
I liked all of the games up to carbon.
Although i disliked the cops in most wanted and carbon but it was still fun to pulverise them.
But then pro street was just crap. And this game looks to be a bunch of crap. The graphics dont look that good :/ neither do the car models or anything at all!

You hated the cops in a NFS game... You should be shot, that's what the game (should!) revolve around!
sgt.flippy
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Quote from G!NhO :is it me or do those screenies look like sh.t

Nope, was thinking the same thing, looks exactly like underground 2.. On my crappy comp
sgt.flippy
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Quote from Bean0 :Didn't expect to find this linked on here.

Bump for those who have missed it so far

Where did you get it from then?
sgt.flippy
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Was wondering what's funny about that too. It might not be a WRX or STi, but the standard spoiler of those is the same size..
sgt.flippy
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Quote from wheel4hummer :Is that a paper filter? If it's a cotton filter, it doesn't appear to have any oil on it. Won't be very effective in the case of the latter.

Uhm, the panel filter is still there...

Did I fit it right?
sgt.flippy
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