Unless someone really takes the cake, or suggest some real messed up stuff threads doesn't get closed.

I have a new suggestion, LFS : SIMS edition.
Now the cruisers can enjoy..themself with a real-life-like character inside LFS! race cars, have sex, get shitfaced - THE SKIES ARE THE LIMIT!! Don't forget that no newbs will be rich on just racing, so you'll need to get your character a job aswell. Here there are a biiig variety of jobs, so again, THE SKIES ARE THE LIMIT!!

/cruise bashing off

Well..

Lfs need rockets and afterburners. I think the XRT is too slow, so to load it up with different rockets and afterburners should do the trick. Hey, - I mean, breaking the sound barrier is allways nice.

And :

A player in player version! - witch would allow players to play a player who plays LFS. Epic funzor all the way.

I'd like to see the radio station in the road cars actually work, would be kewl choosing canals during a race

Nono! We need monitors in the cars so I can watch adult channel and drive on the same time!

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Wow, I ain't seen suggestions like this before. Don't get drunk and post on the forums, kthxbye.

ahahahh... the best thread EVER !




instead of the bobsleigh it should be a rally track and we should have the option of going downhill or uphill ... and it without snow it will be gravel so the D0R1F703RS will be so dissapointed so they will not drift ... coz drift is in tarmac not in gravel .... =D

TVE, run LFS in a window or on another monitor :P

Nono, then the porn lags!

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Nono! We need monitors in the cars so I can watch adult channel and drive on the same time!

The interesteing thing would be that to hijack the other's monitor, and displaying porn while in the middle of the race. The surprise and interest to see such deviant pictures would disturb them so you could pass easily

This reminds me of a Counter Strike technique, called the "pornownd", where you choose as a tag either pics of naked Carmen Electra or people having sex. Displayed them somewhere on the map, and camp nearby. The hardcore gamer who know the map in and out are not used to see a texture that big and that sexy on their virgin map, so they will stop for a split of second, during which you can shoot them (it's better if the tag background is either red or blue ).
This would be the same for LFS I'd love to see it.

And the tanks would be so cool, who likes being serious anyway nowadays ?

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The interesteing thing would be that to hijack the other's monitor, and displaying porn while in the middle of the race. The surprise and interest to see such deviant pictures would disturb them so you could pass easily

This reminds me of a Counter Strike technique, called the "pornownd", where you choose as a tag either pics of naked Carmen Electra or people having sex. Displayed them somewhere on the map, and camp nearby. The hardcore gamer who know the map in and out are not used to see a texture that big and that sexy on their virgin map, so they will stop for a split of second, during which you can shoot them (it's better if the tag background is either red or blue ).
This would be the same for LFS I'd love to see it.

And the tanks would be so cool, who likes being serious anyway nowadays ?

LMAO!
+1, I love that idea!

i tried typing DISTRACT DISTRACT DISTRACT DISTRACT DISTRACT DISTRACT DISTRACT but it didnt work..

Of course did it not work, you need something that points over to female aspects, such as boobs or other parts, then you get the attention. Try screaming out "BOOOOOOOOOOBS" and watch yer oponents bite the dust.

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Of course did it not work, you need something that points over to female aspects, such as boobs or other parts, then you get the attention. Try screaming out "BOOOOOOOOOOBS" and watch yer oponents bite the dust.

Try "Shift+S for Sex !" in a demo server, at the end of a race and you'll improve your 1st place ratio.

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Nono! We need monitors in the cars so I can watch adult channel and drive on the same time!

Epic idea.

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ahahahh... the best thread EVER !




instead of the bobsleigh it should be a rally track and we should have the option of going downhill or uphill ... and it without snow it will be gravel so the D0R1F703RS will be so dissapointed so they will not drift ... coz drift is in tarmac not in gravel .... =D

get me some gravel tires n ill have a go, :P
this is posibly the best idea, but what we all need, are hover jet cars, withs hoes on the back :P

All this talk about hoes makes me want to have rakes in LFS.