Quote from The Very End :

I think Chan has fell in love with that site
I tried one more discussion earlier today, and I ended up with one named something crazy I canot even write, but he was all about talking about comets that were going to screw us all .

i didnt fell in love... it's quite boring tbh, because you dont know to who are you talking

I have disgusted myself tonight, but this is hilarious

sweet14f: hi
that guy: lo
sweet14f: how are you
that guy: al the better talking to you
sweet14f: do you want to have intercourse?
that guy: if you want
sweet14f: y not
sweet14f: you seem hot
sweet14f: do you know any bears?
that guy: pedo bears?
that guy: loads
sweet14f: hi
sweet14f: I'm officer jennig
sweet14f: with the las vegas metro police
that guy: sup bitch
sweet14f: you're gonna have to wait there
sweet14f: while i send an officer over
that guy: *scarpers*
sweet14f: hi
that guy: HELLO
sweet14f: I'm travis barker with the FBI
that guy: HELLO
that guy: hello bravis tarker
sweet14f: i am error
that guy: hello ERROR
that guy: doesn't compute? pity
that guy: was having fun playing cops n robbers
sweet14f: what
sweet14f: who is this
sweet14f: seriously
sweet14f: i need your SSN and IP
sweet14f: immediately
sweet14f: or you're going down for obstruction you little puke
sweet14f: you'll do the hardest time there is
that guy: I aint giving dem to no ho biatch
sweet14f: i'll cast you down with the sodomites
that guy: oooh sodomy
that guy: I heard you like that
that guy: up for some?
sweet14f: thats not all i like
that guy: how about pretend rape
sweet14f: do you liek mudkipz?
that guy: all the time
that guy: in all the holes
sweet14f: wtf dude
that guy: hello
sweet14f: hi
that guy: a/s/l lul
that guy: hello
that guy: hellooooooo
that guy: don't make me come down there
*I terminate*

craig: mornin chief
Cheif: MAI ROFLKNIFE GOEZ SLIEC SLICE SLICE SLICE
Cheif: im joking
Cheif: Hi
Cheif: where do you live if its morning?
craig: england
Cheif: ah i see
Cheif: US here :P
craig: wer do u live punk
craig:
Cheif: the Americas
craig: wts happenin
Cheif: since your from britan are you from a message board by any chance?
Cheif: nothing much, being beaten by a torrental downpour
craig: yes my friend
craig: why u ask that
Cheif: because im trying to match up with someone from lfsfourm XD
Cheif: everyone there is trying to :P
craig: liveforspeed
Cheif: yeah
craig: haha not on that 1 soz
craig: used to play it tho
Cheif: oh but you know the racing sim
Cheif: coolbeans
Cheif: why you quit?
craig: dno jus got bored an got me own car
craig: always out no time
Cheif: good move
Cheif: only thing that beats LFS is reality
Cheif: and a drunk night on the town
craig: yer haha
craig: hw old are ya
Cheif: 19
Cheif: but i've never drank before though
Cheif: only been around those who have
craig: haha fair enuf
craig: y nt
Cheif: i have to be 21
Cheif: oh well i porbally wouldnt drink anyways for fear that the stuff is nasty
Cheif: probally*

I didnt meet anyone from the board but i did meet a ex-lfs'er

Quote from Jakg :

Note to self, pick less obvious usernames...

Strudel: Hi
Natasha: Well hi...
Strudel: A / S / L?
Natasha: 15/******/ca
Strudel: I accidentally the whole Coca Cola bottle
Natasha: I think you left out a verb.
Strudel: I think newfags eed to lurk moar.
Natasha: Wait
Natasha: Was that implying that I am a newfag?
Strudel: It was implying you cannot blankpost.
Natasha: I do believe it is you who is the one perpetuating an old worn out meme.
Strudel: ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA
Natasha: **** off newfag

i rofld

troller got trolld

an extract from a convo I had with some girl

that guy: no water where you live?
Kurvy: nope tis a sad situation
that guy: damn so you can't do my laundry either

this was very...err...odd

Norbert: the game?
that guy: you lost it
Norbert: me too
that guy: that much is true
Norbert: are you zaphod beeblbrox?
that guy: I could be
Norbert: oscar wylde?
that guy: nah not that smarmy
Norbert: dang
Norbert: define smarmy
that guy: oscar wilde
Norbert: dang
that guy: dang
that guy: stalemate
Norbert: true
that guy: are you the norbert?
Norbert: yeah
that guy: THAT norbert?
Norbert: im more popular than sliced bread
that guy: that is popular
Norbert: you better belive it
that guy: I do, I do
Norbert: I heard you're so hip taht you can barely see around your pelvis
that guy: lol
that guy: true
Norbert: I knew it
that guy: if you look in a dictionary under 'hip' there's a photo of me
Norbert: yowzers
that guy: can't get hipper than that
Norbert: theres a button that keeps me connected to the internet
that guy: do you have to keep pressing it or is it a button on a jacket?
Norbert: I put a rock on it
that guy: ahh
that guy: clever
Norbert: but its a very round rock so it sometimes falls off
that guy: a marble?
Norbert: no
that guy: granite?
Norbert: more like an electirc hampester

What do they actually mean with you lost the game?

it's another internet meme along the same lines as 'do you liek mudkipz' and 'omg I just accidentally a coca cola bottle'. Whatever you say after someone asks you whether you know the game, you've lost it

Wet Girl: Hi
Yrlepa1: Hey
Yrlepa1: What's up girl?
Wet Girl: Sittin here talking to you
Yrlepa1: Did you just take a bath?
Wet Girl: Yeah
Yrlepa1: I thought so, since you're wet
Wet Girl: Yeah, i should make sure not to catch a cold
Yrlepa1: How was the bath?
Wet Girl: Warm
Wet Girl: and wet
Wet Girl: Whatre you doing?
Yrlepa1: Sounds like a quality bath
Yrlepa1: What kind of shampoo?
Yrlepa1: Strokin it
Wet Girl: I see
Wet Girl: I was using pantine
Wet Girl: What kinda shampoo do you use
Yrlepa1: American Crew
Wet Girl: Nice
Yrlepa1: Citrus Mint
Wet Girl: Mmm
Wet Girl: Mint is nice
Yrlepa1: Whatcha wearing right now?
Wet Girl: Nothing
Wet Girl: duh I just got outta the bath
Yrlepa1: Yeah, it is.
Yrlepa1: Nice
Wet Girl: Yup
Wet Girl: clothes suck
Yrlepa1: Do you have a nice body?
Wet Girl: The nicest around
Wet Girl: god blest me with a smokin body
Wet Girl: Hows your body
Yrlepa1: Fit, but not too defined
Wet Girl: MMMm, sexy
Yrlepa1: Will I be lucky enough to get a glance at that hot bod?
Wet Girl: You know it
Wet Girl: guess what im doing right now
Yrlepa1: What would that be?
Wet Girl: taking a naked pic of mself for you
Wet Girl: guess what im doing in the picture
Yrlepa1: Giving a nice smile?
Wet Girl: Nope, im rubbing my penis
Wet Girl: THERES NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET

Quote from thefire665 :

stuff

hah!! nice

Bump was worth it!

this is too epic

Quote :

Luke: Do you know
Luke: the muffin man
meecrob: yes as a matter of fact
Luke: you ruined it
meecrob: i forgot the rest of the song lol
meecrob: oops
Luke: are you gary glitter?
meecrob: nope
Luke: yhat is something he would say
Luke: that*
Luke: so you must be gary glitter
meecrob: what kind of name is gary glitter
Luke: yours
meecrob: im the frosties kid
meecrob: but i cant say my name
Luke: isn't he gay?
meecrob: i live in south africa
meecrob: im gonna kill myself tomor
Luke: good luck
meecrob: i hate my life
Luke: post a video of it on youtube
meecrob: 4chan
meecrob: ****
Luke: i like that you hate your life
meecrob: no one likes me
Luke: i agree
meecrob: people want to kill me
meecrob: **** it im doin it now
Luke: can i do it for you?
meecrob: goodbye
Luke: bye
Luke: goodluck commiting suicide
Luke: wait
Luke: don't forget to turn your comp off

Quote :

Jesus: SKYWALKER?
Luke: I hate you
Luke: go get put on the cross again
Jesus: Mkay

Hah, I keep meaning to go on that place, but I fear who I might end up meeting on there.

Quote from Luke.S :

Luke: goodluck commiting suicide
Luke: wait
Luke: don't forget to turn your comp off

Quote from Luke.S :

this is too epic

heh i had Jesus guy too

lol: lol
sex: get a life bitch



Noob !

I just keep getting this Carlos guy...

Quote :

QSilver: Hello Carlos
Solrac: Hello there
QSilver: Want to see a magic trick?
Solrac: Not really
QSilver: I just killed a black dude with a pencil for no reason then
Solrac: sharp pencil?
QSilver: No it was blunt, I'm a sadistic little bugger

Quote from ATC Quicksilver :

No it was blunt, I'm a sadistic little bugger

Loooool :smileyrai Phunny as Phuck!!

Quote :

5haz: evenin
MailMan: evenin
5haz: are you postman pat?
MailMan: are YOU postman Pat?
5haz: no, im postman pats bastard child
MailMan: i see

Hmmmm.

Gah, curse you Harjun!

Connected to THE GAME

Gills: YOU LOST IT
THE GAME: YOU LOST
Gills: HAAAAAAA
Gills: FAIL

You know what, ever since I had a 5 year winning streak playing The Game, and then lost it in a situation that made me look insane, I have not been that bothered about losing it.

BigBaps: Hai
5haz: yo yo yo
BigBaps: sup home-sl1ce ?
5haz: washup gangsta
BigBaps: no you clean y0r3smelf
5haz: typo
5haz:
BigBaps: Sur3
BigBaps: know anywhere i can buy a bear ?
5haz: indeed
BigBaps: a small brown one
BigBaps: likes to r0flkn1fes peepz
5haz: no, i dont know any liscensed bear salesmen around here
5haz: sorry
5haz: I like baps
BigBaps: uh huh
5haz: i get mine from Tesco
BigBaps: The Game.
BigBaps: You lose it.
5haz: 99p for a pack of 6
5haz: crackin!
5haz: there is no game
BigBaps: i need to replace my ass, its got a crack in it
5haz: hah good one
BigBaps: their is a game
BigBaps: its called life.
BigBaps: you lose at it
BigBaps: Feeble being
BigBaps: Bow in the presence of greatness !
BigBaps: or don't....
BigBaps: Doesnt really matter to me.
5haz: i find that hard to believe
BigBaps: yes
BigBaps: ITS A BIG DEAL>
BigBaps: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...
BigBaps: anyways
5haz: did you get them?
BigBaps: get who ?
5haz: the people who did that to your face
BigBaps: no but i oughta thank them
5haz: i see
BigBaps: uh huh
BigBaps: so... whats it like being a pedo bear ?
5haz: not very fun
BigBaps: i cant see how it isnt ?
5haz: it really isnt
BigBaps: uh huh
5haz: uh huh
BigBaps: yeah
BigBaps: THEIF !!! COCKSUCKING THEIF !!!
BigBaps: Anywho
BigBaps: A S L ?
5haz: age 500, undecided, from zanzibar
5haz: why do you need to know?
BigBaps: Because
BigBaps: i wanna have you All night long
BigBaps: like the lionel richie song
BigBaps: What songs do you like ?
5haz: i like everything with a guitar
5haz: except emo music
5haz: because i am a happy person
BigBaps: We're no strangers to love
BigBaps: you know the rules...
BigBaps: and so do i...
BigBaps: im just gonna tell you how im feelin
BigBaps: IMA ****ING RAPE YOU MOARHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
BigBaps: ....
BigBaps: ...
BigBaps: ..
BigBaps: .
BigBaps: GOt facebook ?
5haz: no
5haz: and you REALLY killed the whole Rick Astkey thing there
BigBaps: Did i ?
BigBaps: my bad.
BigBaps: See
BigBaps: Rick astley and 5 haz have 1 thing in common
BigBaps: Their both as useful as big breats on a nun
BigBaps: :O
BigBaps: SNAP !
BigBaps: CRACKLE AND POP !
BigBaps: So...
BigBaps: Are you another ****** guy then ?
5haz: no im not a black person
BigBaps: hmmm...
BigBaps: incertin places you maybe
BigBaps: Do not pass go
BigBaps: Do not collect 200 quid.
BigBaps: so...
BigBaps: Afroman, are you a fan ?
5haz: only know that and then i got hish song
5haz: high*



5haz, you fail...


set you up numorous times but no good puns...


Shame on you.

I wish I had never used my LFS forum user name.

Quote from 5haz :

I wish I had never used my LFS forum user name.

Some people like to call themselfs Kelly, don't ask me why.

FFS about 20 convos in a row were just "The game. You lost". I'm thinking this yoke is rigged

Quote from dougie-lampkin :

FFS about 20 convos in a row were just "The game. You lost". I'm thinking this yoke is rigged

Don't call yourself Anon then.