http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=82520

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LEXINGTON PARK, Md. (WUSA) - A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend.[....] The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

lol ? everyone makes mistakes but jeeeessuuuussss

arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I no want to have graphic imagination anymore k thx

Wow! Think much?

lol k.

what? :P

That hospital is actually about 10 miles from where i live now.

Quote from Sueycide_FD :

That hospital is actually about 10 miles from where i live now.

Ouch, I hope the woman will still be able to enjoy sex when she recovers. Damn, that must have looked ugly

Omg... my imagination is already running without my approval... it hurts

OMG this sounds horrid

That actually made my legs tingle. Nasty nasty nasty. Ugh.

Quote from obsolum :

Ouch, I hope the woman will still be able to enjoy sex when she recovers. Damn, that must have looked ugly

Not with that guy though, she'll never let him forget it... I bet there will be payback. :o

Earning a Darwin award in a red mess!

I wish the human race would just die already...

omg who thinks up this shi

just to clarify to peeps who dont know wht this saw is
http://www.tool-net.co.uk/data/tools/sasagsa900e.jpg

with a frikin dildo ramed down the blade !

somethin to tell the grand kids i spoze

i'd say it was her time of the month times 100....


a scene from a bad japanese horror movie.

omg i dont even want to think about the pain that caused..

No pain, no gain, as they say.

Quote from S14 DRIFT :

No pain, no gain, as they say.

indeed, thank god it wasnt a double ender...

Does the Darwin award swing both ways?

I hope his tool gets chopped off, hopefully that infidel won't be able to breed then.

LAWL.... oh wow.... natural selection at it's best
hahahaha neither of them thought it was a bad idea
fantastic lmao

Quote from Sueycide_FD :

That hospital is actually about 10 miles from where i live now.

did you move closer in case it happens again? *runs*

Quote from senn :

did you move closer in case it happens again? *runs*

Hahaha someone got told.