a bird can fly but a fly can't bird
Hopefully some will be paid wrongfully into mine!
"A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second."
Then what would a 'jaffa' be? 1/1000th of a second?
Then what would a 'jaffa' be? 1/1000th of a second?
Around here a Jaffa is a term used for gay people.
Around here it's an orangey cake.
Same here, but it's also used to take the mick outta' gays, not sure why...lol
Jaffa is the term for a man who is sterile, not a gay person, regardless of where you are from.
Jaffa is a drink here, kinda orange juice.
I'm not saying it's the correct technical term, i'm saying where I am from that is how it is used.
- Coca-Cola was originally green.
- The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
- 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
- Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury
And I'm saying, you've mistaken one word with another. Ask your dad lol
I don't think you can correct someone's colloquialisms unless you're from the same place as them. Jeez, you wouldn't even be able to pronounce some of them from where I was born 
And some more pointless stuff:
And some more pointless stuff:
- If you give a small amount of alcohol to a scorpion it goes mad and stings itself to death
- The correct name for the hash key (#) is "octothorpe"
- If you unfolded and laid out all of the sensitive membranes from a dog's nose, it would be larger than the dog itself
@ Dajmin thanks finally someone who understands
@ BlueFlame well you don't get what I ment but thanks anyway
@ BlueFlame well you don't get what I ment but thanks anyway
Santa clause was actaully purple but is now red because of coca cola.
Coca cola made satna red as part of their advertising campaign one christmas (forgot the date) and now santa is red... hoora coca cola!
Coca cola made satna red as part of their advertising campaign one christmas (forgot the date) and now santa is red... hoora coca cola!
I thought the original colour was green
no coca cola was green, santa was purple, dont confuse urself 
Dr pepper tastes like water with more taste in it.. 
Then there is something wrong with your tongue.
- Irn Bru is only sold in Scotland
The Irn Bru bottle in my car I bought in Surrey today says otherwise
i hate you.....
i meant Irn Bru is only MADE in SCotland and distrubuted throughout the UK somehow.
I believe they load it on those magical things known as "Lorries" and "Vans" and drive them to "distribution centers" where yet more "Lorries" and "Vans" drive them to stores across the country in order to be sold!
'Aint life magical..
Fixed for you matey, or is that how center is spelt in madagascar??
Thankfully!
However, returnable glass bottles (I think they were 22p when I left the country, what are they these days?) seem to be confined to north of the border. Sad.
Average British person spends 3 months of their life in a queue.
Glass is officially a supercooled liquid, some people say it can flow, others say that's a lie.
Glass is officially a supercooled liquid, some people say it can flow, others say that's a lie.
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