....no really. He Uses a Swan To Beat Up Victim. Couple of things.

1) Have you ever tried to get close to a swan...freaking vicious barstewards....how the hell did he get hold of it.

2) What kind of man let's a bird fight his battles for him.

3) Why didn't the swan beat all 3 of them.


p.s. - the swan survived, no doubt flying off to tell the story to the other swans.

Haha, well, he deserves some points for originality.

I didn't know there was that much hate between east and west in Germany.

Where do you get all these links from Mackie?

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Where do you get all these links from Mackie?

Don't you google 'Swan weapons' daily also.....I thought everyone was looking for one this year


I have a strange set of mates who have signed up to various blog sites which carry these kind of stories, and they email me sometimes, this one generaly had me in stitchs for a while. (1 of them was attacked by a swan a couple of years back and it broke his hand, hence the high laughter value for me)

Someone should have told the victim to duck!

Yeah, I said it!

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Someone should have told the victim to duck!

Yeah, I said it!

chessey joke but made me laugh

What the crap
Poor animal

Damn those swans... :o

Did the picture make anyone else "lol"?

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Did the picture make anyone else "lol"?

Did someone say 'caption competition'?!?!

The KKK introduces its new submarine-based motivational methods.

Enough.

Lol :d

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Did someone say 'caption competition'?!?!

The KKK introduces its new submarine-based motivational methods.

Enough.

Quality caption!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Quote from Mp3 Astra :

Did someone say 'caption competition'?!?!

The KKK introduces its new submarine-based motivational methods.

Enough.

AHahhah epic..

i lold altrought i dont like that he hitted the victim with living thing, but he is genious!

"The assailant, named only as Sebastian P., was drunk at the time"

well I'll be damned.....

Like did he swing the swan around?