Quote from zeugnimod :

Why shouldn't it?

Because it's not an official release patch. It's only available for those bothered to test it. It's not a tested patch, therefore not demographically a public patch.

But it still is a patch.

Quote from G!NhO :

But it still is a patch.

So instead of being pedantic, why don't you to realise that Nadeo4441 means that there has been no official release patches for almost a full year instead of being blatent know-it-alls trying to disect and opposing arguement which you fully understand and can't possibly dispute (as it is fact.).

Quote from BlueFlame :

Because it's not an official release patch. It's only available for those bothered to test it. It's not a tested patch, therefore not demographically a public patch.

A patch is a patch is a patch.

Quote from Nadeo4441 :

• On 2nd July it will be a year without a patch... :worried:

Doesn't matter anyway. Some people just love to moan.

Quote from zeugnimod :

A patch is a patch is a patch.


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Doesn't matter anyway. Some people just love to moan.

If all patches are different, why is a test patch called a test patch? Stop being moronic.

Quote from BlueFlame :

If all patches are different, why is a test patch called a test patch?

Quote from BlueFlame :

Stop being moronic.

Start making sense.

To be fair, calling a "test patch" a proper update is a bit far stretched...

A patch is something with actually decent updates such as new features, new cars, tracks, or a mixture of the aforementioned.

Quote from zeugnimod :

Start making sense.

What I meant to say was, "if all patches are the same."

How about year without any new good content (plz, a shopping cart FWD car? wat?) or updated pheusix?

how about 13 posts since the last actual fact

Fapping does not make you blind.

I can't see that far.

I can.

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Orgasms boost infection-fighting cells up to 20%. Psychologists at Wilkes University in Pennsylvania found that students who had regular sexual activity had a third higher levels of immunoglobulin A, an antibody which boosts the immune system and can help fight colds and flu.

Research done by Dr Winnifred Cutler, a specialist in behavioral endocrinology, indicates that women who have intercourse at least once a week are more likely to have normal menstrual cycles than women who are celibate or who have infrequent sex.

According to one source, there are about 1,000 recognized slang words for "vagina."

Aphallatosis is a mental disorder resulting from a lack of sex life.

Around the turn of the century, British newspapers advertised brassieres as "patent bust improvers."

The word "sex" was coined in 1382.

The G-spot, a sensitive area located inside the vagina on the upper wall, an inch or two behind the back of the pubic bone, is named for Dr. Ernest Grafenberg.

The modern psychiatric definition of nymphomaniac is a woman who cannot experience sexual satisfaction regardless of the number of orgasms or partners she has.

Pornography is derived from the Greek word meaning "the writings of prostitutes."

The word "masochism" was coined because of the 1870 novel, Venus in Furs.

According to the Kinsey Report, 10 percent of the population is exclusively hetero or homosexual.

According to Kinsey Report (1953), 15 percent of the female population was capable of multiple orgasms.

Twenty million Americans watch pornography annually.

Regular cranberry juice is better for a bladder infection than organic cranberry juice because of the acidity of the preservative benzoic acid.

Women buy four out of every 10 condoms sold. The condom is named after Dr. Charles Condom. Original thinking, no?

A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

Sixty percent of men and 54 percent of women have had a one night stand. Is anyone surprised by that?

Fifty-six percent of men have had sex at work. We hope as many women have too. Otherwise, there's a lot of jacking off going on in those office cubicles.

In the U.S., there is, on average, three sex change operations per day. I wonder how many are successful.

More than half the American men surveyed in a recent poll admit to having sex with women they disliked. I'm sure almost all American women would admit to having sex with men they disliked.

Contrary to popular belief, the average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes. Not 40, not 38.39 minutes. Ready, set..go!

Fifty-eight percent of couples like dirty talk during sex. I guess the other forty-two percent is missing out.

Twenty-two percent of couples rent porno flicks at least once. Maybe I'm jaded, but this statistic seems awfully low to me. Perhaps the more accurate statistic is, "only twenty-two percent of couples actually admit to renting a porno at least once."

French President Francois Faure expired in a bordello in 1899 during the act of copulation, which so terrified his lady of the evening that her vagina constricted intractably, necessitating the surgical removal of the dead man's member. This brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "pussy power."

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. Guess all those Bolivians are going to have to fly out to the Moonlight Bunny Ranch to live out that fantasy; I kid you not when I say that there is indeed a mother-daughter team working there.

In 2000 BC the Egyptians used elephant dung as contraceptives. Yikes, beware of beetles!

Genophobia is the fear of sex. "Gee, no phobia" is the absence of the fear of sex.

Whistling is the number one way to attract the opposite sex. Hmm, curiously enough, this also is the number one way to attract a dog or a horse. Cats don't respond so well.

In related trivia, U.S. Patent #5,163,447 was granted to a whistling condom. (Which I guess would also attract females.) When a small sensor in the condom senses movement, it causes a tiny apparatus to whistle "Dixie." Wow, does a tiny confederate flag pop out? (By the way, the word "condom" and the phrase "tiny apparatus" should never appear in the same sentence.) I think it should whistle "Daisy," like in 2001; then, when the penis starts to go limp it can be like HAL's slowed-down voice singing, "Daisy, Daisy, give. me. your. answerrrr. trrruuue. "

Couples that marry in January, February or March have the highest divorce rate. Couples that don't marry at all have the lowest.

According to the World Health Organization, 100 million acts of sexual intercourse occur each day. And if anybody's lying to the WHO, be warned; they won't get fooled again. (God, that's so bad I almost pulled it out. Almost.)

The average length of a flaccid penis is four inches. Unless it's Donald Rumsfeld.

The p.h. of the vagina is 4.0 to 5.0, which is fairly acidic. Maybe that's what the pool boy was doing there?

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. Something has to make up for their sty-ish living conditions.

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Virtually every man forgets that it doesn't matter how long or how short your penis is, because the vagina will accommodate itself to any length.
The vagina of a woman who hasn't had a child is only 7.5cm (3 inches) long when she's not sexually excited. The figures for women who have had babies are only slightly different.
Even when aroused, a woman's vagina usually extends only to a length of about 10cm (4 inches).

This means any man's penis will fill her vagina completely, unless you happen to be one of those rare guys with an erect penile length of less than four inches.

You're probably now wondering how the average man with an erection of six inches manages to insert his penis into the vagina at all.

The vagina has the most remarkable capacity for lengthening if something is introduced into it gradually.

So the exceptional man whose erect penis is eight inches long can still make love to any woman, providing he excites her properly and introduces his organ very slowly. If he does this, her vagina will lengthen by 150 or 200 per cent to accommodate him.

Quote from ACCAkut :

The question is: Who the **** has a 2 meter long penis?

Quote from hyntty :

The question is: Who the **** has a 2 meter long penis?

Try to rub it. It may get 2 meters long.

Per cent, not centimeter.

I once saw a black male on tv and he had a.....

nvm

Quote from Blas89 :

Fapping does not make you blind.

They say that you actually is blinded for 0.1 seconds when you reach orgasm Again, that's what they say, I have no idea.

The only way to get temporarily blinded of fapping is when you manage to shoot it in both your eyes. Which would be quite an achievement.

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In the Italian city of Calcata the foreskin of Jesus was a revered relic until 1983. In that year, it was stolen.

If you'd let your hair grow from birth until you die, it'd reach a length of 9.42 meters.

In 1960 a cuban cow was killed by a US space rocket.

Female hearts beat slightly faster than male hearts.

In Germany, it's forbidden to wear a Uniform on ID pictures for the passport.

Jamie Oliver's children are called Petal Blossom Rainbow, Poppy Honey and Daisy Boo.

Valeri Poljakow was the man longest in space. He spent 437 days on the space station Mir.

The word "avocado" originated from the aztec language and means testicle.

People would rather wear a pullover which is smeared with dog feces than wearing a pullover which belonged to a serial killer.

100ml of the probiotic yoghurt drink Actimel contain as much sugar as 100ml Coca Cola.

The human eye processes up to one million bits per second, making the ocual nerve as fast as broad band internet.

The chinese fortune cookies were invented in the USA

Ketchup was invented by a chinese.

Spanking butts voluntarily deepens relationships between couples.

Tony Blair proposed to his wife while she was on her knees cleaning the toilet.

Quote from ColeusRattus :

The only way to get temporarily blinded of fapping is when you manage to shoot it in both your eyes. Which would be quite an achievement.

Is this the time to tell.. no, nevermind..

in the city i'm in now, walking is faster than going by car o_O

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