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Name the manouvre!
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To pull a Massa : Lead the grand prix with a massive lead, go to pits, get released into the path of an incoming car while dragging the fuel hose at the same time.
Quote from 5haz :To pull a Button - Squander an immense championship lead for no aparrent reason.

Errr no, that's to pull a Newcastle United, surely..

This guys got it right

Quote from ATC Quicksilver :To pull a Button: Fail to grow a proper beard.

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Quote from el pibe :To pull a Massa :

To push the slinky off the top step
To pull a Paul Tracy : Crash and then rejoin the track taking out the leader
Quote from aroX123 :To pull a Piquet, Oversteer, cry, go to dad, eat shit and die.

Tell me Arox, how does it feel being you? I'm guessing not too good.
To pull an aroX - Crash the LFS master server?
To pull a Stoner: Lock the front instead of hitting the guy who purposefully braked too soon and who nearly killed you in the corkscrew, fall and never recover, letting him steal the championship. Watch you career go down in flames because you're afraid to race against a potential killer and the federation watches the other way. Very similar to "pulling a Gibernau".
To pull a Button, the keyboard broke.
To do a Niko: Press tab and watch yourself crash.
To do a Jesse Krohn: Drive 2 laps with only 3 wheels on you Formula Renault.
To pull a Honda - Fold when you have a royal flush in your hand!
To pull a "Brawn" : Win on debute GP?
Quote from DevilDare :To pull a "Brawn" : Win on debute GP?

1-2 on your debut GP?

To pull a Rosberg (Keke) - To win a championship or races on pure determination rather than speed.
To pull a Schumi : Win a race while serving a Stop & Go penalty

To do a VW - Build a superb S1600, but nobody buys it

To do a AccAkut - Be either taken out in T1, or drive alone exactly in the middle of the pack for the rest of the race

To do a Aston Martin - Take a stock DB9 to a Endurance race, and win aginst race prepped M3s
Quote from jakeeatworld :To do a Jesse Krohn: Drive 2 laps with only 3 wheels on you Formula Renault.

Off in search of a video...

Quote from 5haz :To pull a Honda - Fold when you have a royal flush in your hand!

Gold.
To pull a Watson - Win from 22nd on the grid

To pull a Wilson/Mansell - have to have your car made wider/longer so you can fit in it.

Pull an Inoue - Get hit by the safety car while being towed and later while on foot.
To pull a Heidfield: Take out the SC (Or one of its doors)
To pull an Alonso: (1) Win a grand prix with the help of your now infamous team mate, celebrate on the podium, and when you are at the press conference, describe the race as '' very difficalt ''.

To pull an Alonso: (2) Race your guts out, and when you are about to win the race you hit the debris of a crashed car, and then crash into a tire wall and hand in the victory to Giancarlo Fisichella.

To pull a Hamilton: Pwn everybody in your rookie season, and when you are about to win the crown, you stupidly park your car into the only frigging sandbox that exists on the tilkedrome that you are racing on.

To pull a Badoer: eat sh*t and die when your minardi breaks on you. then get a job as a test driver for them red cars and when god gives you the chance of your life, well... you just eat sh*t and die again... then you say that '' you can drive around monza while blind folded ''.

To do a Fisichella: Wait untill badoer gets the boot, and take his place... but oh wait! the force india runs rings around the ferrari... then get blamed by the tifosi.
to do a jan de roy: get banned from rally cross for dangerous driving then go racing offroad trucks instead (oh joy)
Do a Jaap Van Lagen - race your heart out in WTCC Oschersleben in the Lada its the last lap and you're about to get Lada's first outright WTCC points only to be rammed off by Nicola Larini :}
To do a Röhrl - Drive faster than your co-pilote can read the pace notes, than crash and blame him
My race kart school has a few. Mostly about me.

Pull an Evans (me): either A. dive down the inside 3-wide into turn 1 after a blistering start only to be re-passed by 2 or 3 cars on the way out, or B. attempt an ambitious slide-job pass and fail miserably, stalling the car from a terrific slide. Instructor/marshall starter assistance optional, but nets you extra fail points.

Pull a "Hoppin'" Hobson: jump curbs like you were born to and get air.

Pull an Altberg: clean break a 55mm axle by hopping curbs at 50 MPH. Taking the 7 ft motocross jump in the process nets many kudos.

Pull a Davidson: last lap, last corner - pass 3 or more karts and win.
To do a Hamilton: Bring an annoying bitch to the paddock and dump her!
To do a Schumy: Announce a comback. Then fail to comeback!
To pull a Shaw - Have the circuit ambulance make a better start than you. :doh:

Name the manouvre!
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