Scratch my nuts and drink coca-cola omg so hot in here... better get a towel for the sweat

I usually manage to keep the ballscratching to after the race is finished, but sometimes it just ich'es too damn much!

I turn my chair around and do a Le Mans 24 hour race in GRID.

Demo cars are schlooooow...

Sometimes I rest my throttle foot and position it to lay on my chair and throttle with my left "brake" foot , tab trough other racers (yes why not), answer long replies in chat or then just do nothing... Than move down the straight

most cases i have a zip of beer...(beer+lfs=mmmmmmmmm....)

I tease my eggs. :mischievo

What? You line them up and then harangue them with witty put downs?

Why don't you ever come out of your shell?

We're having a 'cracking' time eh?

Your looking a little 'scrambled'.

:faint:

Beer

depends on the car

if im in the uf1, i yell at the granny that just walked past my car, to get off the track!

XFG, i am trying to perfect my left foot braking techniques, and realise it is not needed because i am on the strait, and lose

XRG, i usually think, why did i not choose the XRT

LX4, i try to think where i would be if i chose the LX6

LX6, i remember it has too much power, and i would be back at the starting line flipped over

RB4, i wish this had some more power, so i could ken block it up

FXO, i wonder how this thing has so much oversteer for a fwd car

XRT, i realise that i shouldnt have drifted around that corner

RAC, i wonder how i can control this savage beast with the ugly interior

FZ5, i try desperately to prove that i can control this car (barely :nod

UFR, i wonder why i diddnt see that grandma.........:bump:...

FXR, i realise that no, matter, what, i, do, i, cant, go, sideways...

XRR, i realise this is the only car with 3 versions

FZR, i cant control this car

i just dont cart...sorry

dont know the names...sorry

BF1, i realise that i lost my engine a while back from stupidity, and still think i am going fast

Quote from apenao :

Man, you are either homosexual or very lucky.

Well, errrr even if you are homosexual I guess you are lucky.




Just Kidding :=)



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Plz excuse my english

Nah a homo would never do a straight

Ive made this game at blackwood(easiest with uf1).

You push the horn everytime you hit a shadow on the road. Its illegal to hold the horn while driving if there are no shadow.

Someone should make a mod for this

Quote from Flingoko :

Ive made this game at blackwood(easiest with uf1).

You push the horn everytime you hit a shadow on the road. Its illegal to hold the horn while driving if there are no shadow.

Someone should make a mod for this

Hahaha, sometimes I do the same shit in IRL, when I'm sitting in the driving car for a very long time.

Everything gets a bit hot when im racing in my leather seat so i fan my nuts and bounce on my seat to dry my arse crack

fall asleep.

i talk about my poo on vent to my team mates

Quote from BreadC :

i talk about my poo on vent to my team mates

I shout at Mark to stfu and tell him to die.

I debate whether I'm quick enough to run all the way to the toilet, drop a dookie, then make it back to my seat during my next pit stop.

Fix self, pick nose, eat from excavation of said nose.

Write some deep toughts, at the forum...
MooOooOOoooo....!!

i rotate my ring 90° to stop the stone ripping my rim. if you know what i mean.

Quote from Dalek0220 :

pick nose

If you said that, the oval people would have nothing to do really, after a few days of oval, you gotta be nose bleeding non-stop.

BUT

I dont do straights, i only do corners.

no wonder you always crash on straights arox

Quote from Luke.S :

no wonder you always crash on straights arox

I dont do straights READ!!!!!!!!

Quote from aroX123 :

I dont do straights READ!!!!!!!!

Slow Motion Straights FTW