Quote from JPeace :

"i was sucked in by his side-draft"

true.

Lol /facepalm
Usually my big fingers or my cat tap the Windows button^^

Quote from JPeace :

"i was sucked in by his side-draft"

true.

"sorry mate I was busy with my cat"

"My dog humped my leg"

"I lost brake pressure"

I then told him to die.

Quote from bavorak :

"I ran out of gas" was said to me as a excuse for not braking into a corner

He had to keep all the momentum to make it to the finish.

Quote from zeugnimod :

He had to keep all the momentum to make it to the finish.

was it you? I dont remember who it was but someone with XFG at ironhorse after midnight

and yes...hope dies last

Quote from bavorak :

was it you? I dont remember who it was but someone with XFG at ironhorse after midnight

and yes...hope dies last

Haha, no, I would NEVER do something like that.

Seriously, I wouldn't.

"I was getting my d!ck sucked"

Quote from blakehoo88 :

"I was getting my d!ck sucked"

Well THAT's something funny! -.-

Someone said me that his dog pissed on he's pedals and he lifted his legs up off the them

Not sure if he was lying..

Quote from 5haz :

"I was on a pb, you should get out of my way"

**** off, this is a ****ing race you tosser.

Ahhhh yes. The good ol' "I am faster" excuse...

I remember many moons ago when I only started playing LFS, there was this girl (Or her displayname told so - It was probably a guy) had a right go at me for racing her when she was, "nearly 2 seconds faster". He/she went mental at me. Apparently I cost her a win.....

Another good one is, "You braked too early".

I used this excuse before;

"sry, burnt the faces of my tyres of, i slid on the blood and tried to spec but someone decided to connect"

Quote :

me: "dude wtf dont crash"
him: "blue flag"
me: "blue flag doesn't give you the right to crash me -.^"
him: "but you didn't move"

(me: XFG | him: UFR | tight turn that i was about to take perfectly, until... yes, the 1st line of my post)

I even remember his nickname still but I would be thrown to the lions if I say it, because of the name&shame policy. Anyway when the race ended he asked an admin about the blue flag policy.. The conversation was something like this:

Quote :

mr. fast : mr. admin - what is the blue flag policy in this server
mr. fast : mr. admin - are we allowed to push them out of the way
mr. somebody : mr. fast - did you just ask if you can wreck?
ME(aka mr. slow) : not only that he asked, but he also did it a few laps ago
mr. somebody : rofl (I'd react the same :razz
mr. admin : mr. fast - they have to let you pass when safe
---- total silence, no sorry, no nothing ----

Quote from zeugnimod :

Haha, no, I would NEVER do something like that.

Seriously, I wouldn't.

I wasnt even considering that it could have been you...IMHO [SR] racers are "the clean-racing" ones (endangered species on public servers)

Hehe, thx.

But there are more of that species than you think, IMO.

arox posted a funny picture, so I laughed and then crashed into you.

Quote from Bose321 :

arox posted a funny picture, so I laughed and then crashed into you.

i lol'd

This is dead true, my PC is in my kitchen.


My mum was cooking, and I was staring ahead, concertrating. Next thing I know, steam in my eyes "GAAAHHH!!! ****!" It stang, and there was a corner coming up fast. Heavy braking, and bang!.


I want my own PC back! Family PC's suuuckk.

Quote from brandons48 :

This is dead true, my PC is in my kitchen.


My mum was cooking, and I was staring ahead, concertrating. Next thing I know, steam in my eyes "GAAAHHH!!! ****!" It stang, and there was a corner coming up fast. Heavy braking, and bang!.


I want my own PC back! Family PC's suuuckk.

that will never be believed

I usually get the "I didnt see you"..
Tho this sometimes really happens to me

"I let you through under blue flag, then when the blue flag is gone I am allowed to crash you."

I had to keep the car above 50kph or else it would blow up

Quote from jakeeatworld :

I had to keep the car above 50kph or else it would blow up

Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves are driving LFS?

every day

"I hit the wrong pedal"

Quote from jakeeatworld :

i had to keep the car above 50kph or else it would blow up

top gear