I've been reading the "You realise you've played too much LFS when..." topic and then this idea popped out, and I think there are many jokes about Top Gear that are worth some laughs.
Post yours here and please try not to be an arse if you're going to flame me for "making a useless thread".
Anyway, here goes mine:

"You realise you're a Top Gear mark when your triplets are named Jeremy, James and Richard".

Cheers

"You realise you're a Top Gear mark when you realise James is the best presenter of all time. All time!"

"You realise you're a Top Gear mark when you start thinking that any car coming from Asia or URSS deserves to be blown up."

"You realise you're a Top Gear mark when you bitch about how 'it isn't what it used to be' after every episode"

"You realise you're a Top Gear mark when you look out for falling pianos everytime you see a Morris Marina."

Quote from ATC Quicksilver :

"You realise you're a Top Gear mark when you look out for falling caravans everytime you see a Morris Marina."

Or pianos.

But good one.

Got another one...
"You realise you're a Top Gear mark when you try to bump into James May everytime you see him."

Quote from DevilDare :

Or pianos.

But good one.

Awww that's what I meant! I shall change it. (Watched too many of the caravan destruction episodes recently)

Quote from Senninha25 :

Got another one...
"You realise you're gay when you try to bump into James May everytime you see him."

Corrected that for you.

"You realise you're a Top Gear mark when you GO !@#$ING, SHITTY caravans.SOMEONE BLOW IT UP.

"You realise you're a Top Gear mark when you spam in this thread"

"You realise you're a Top Gear mark when you spam twice in this thread"

"You realise you're a Top Gear mark when you go as far as exploiting your friend's weaknesses in order to make sure that your favourite car is better than his favourite car."

You realise you're a Top Gear mark when you understand that you posted to this topic, and now whining to Bob close this thread that you would never post here again...

You know you are a Top Gear mark when:

You say 'POWERRRR' when going fast

You think that the Scirocco TDI can make it from Berlin to Warsaw with one tank

And you think you could get away from baddies in a shopping mall with a Corvette in a 'green' Fiesta.

Quote from Furiously-Fast :

You know you are a Top Gear mark when:

And you think you could get away from baddies in a shopping mall with a Corvette in a 'green' Fiesta.

Thats one of my faveroute episodes

You know you are a Top Gear mark when your hard drive(s) are crammed full of episodes courtesy of FinalGear.com.

Quote from Furiously-Fast :

You know you are a Top Gear mark when:

You say 'POWERRRR' when going fast

.

crap!

.........when you shy away from even the simplest DIY jobs, especially whenever someone says "how hard can it be?", because you're quite sure you'll end up calling out the fire service.

"You realise you're a Top Gear mark when you try to make things look way worse than they actually were (remember the Radio DJ Challenge?)."

You realise you're a Top Gear mark when you have an avatar of Jezza and a license plate that says POWER!

You realize you're a Top Gear mark when you type 'f' into the Firefox address bar and www.finalgear.com/shows/topgear shows up near the top.

"You realise you're a Top Gear mark when you spam for the third time in this thread" ..without getting an infraction

"You realise you're a Top Gear mark when you prefer watching their version of the winter olympics than watching the proper winter olympics."