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Crash Into You (Based on Jizz in my Pants)
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NICE...
now do something like

There is a line up
Behind me
Im cruisin on a server, and Im doing thirty

about cruise servers based on "Ridin dirty"
Haha, that's a pretty good idea. I might do that sometime if I get time.
LOLOL real nice man.

Edit- hey squido make a vid for him for this.
HAHA nice again man.
check your pm.
Sent you a response. And in case anyone was wondering, I use Audacity to create my music stuff. It's a free program that's fun to mess about with even if you aren't going to sing or anything.
Okay I can't do the youtube vid

Anyone else want to?
To everybody who enjoyed this, and the similar, previous thread: I hope you are all killed in painful ways in the near future.

Sincerely,

- Kev

Edit: Forgot to swear: You're all ****ing cretins.
Ok do just like the others, and make a vocal to it.
If anyone can find the song without the vocals and upload it somewhere and link it to me on this thread or through personal messages, I would be up for it!
Quote from thisnameistaken :To everybody who enjoyed this, and the similar, previous thread: I hope you are all killed in painful ways in the near future.

Sincerely,

- Kev

Edit: Forgot to swear: You're all ****ing cretins.

My reaction:




:hyper:

Thanks for a laugh on getting worked up over a silly song.
Thanks a lot! I will work on it as soon as possible thought it may take a few days. I am currently working on an Honors College Application and need to get that done QUICK! But I will definitely get this recorded at some point.
My LFS Songs (Shashdev)
So, I have done a few of these LFS songs that are basically based on other famous songs. I didn't want to make a new thread for every song I made, so I have decided that I will just add new songs in this thread as I make them.

As I make new songs, I will add the lyrics to this first post and if I have recorded music for it, I will post it here as well. So, here's the music I have so far:

Crash Into You (Based on Jizz in My Pants)
Lock eyes from across the track
You grab your wheel as I sit back
Flash my lights, skip the usernames
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the qualifying round
The track is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the green flies
Our cars touch and you start to cry

Leave the track go back to pit

I message you to call that crash legit
The whole race what we've got in store
Message you again to ask you for some more
As I crash into you

This really never happens you can take my word

I won't apologize
That's just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you drive
And now I crash into you
Don't tell the forum or I'll say you're a noob
Plus it's not all my fault
Because I just got new shoes
My feet are sensitive
Some would say that's a plus
Now I'll just pit and change

I need to leave pit road really fast

It needs to be done or else I am going to be last
Left my car broken, not lookin' for wins
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The pit road wall and I saw your face
My car stood still so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in your eyes said that I need revenge
You car turned on that's when you did it
Hit me dead in the bumper, and really meant it
And I crashed into you

It's perfectly normal

Nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a tow truck
On turn 3
And now people stare from all over the stands
Because I crashed into you
To be fair
I think that you just forgot
That the way you turn your car
Bothers me quite a lot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing
I'll be coming back

Last week, I was in a race

As I recall it was a pretty long race
Started the race on the outside lane
Checked inside saw you there
And I crashed into you

Speeding in pit road, when the penalties flash

Need to get closer, need to create a crash
I exit pit road just as you pass by
And I crash into you

The next race

A blue flag flies
And I crash into you

You try to sneak by and almost make it

And I crash into you

When we entered the last turn at the end of the race

I crashed into you

You just brake a little

And I crash into you

I went to. . .

Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?

I crash right into you

Every time you're next to me
And when we're crashing man
I think you just keep hating me
You say I'm immature
I just call it hard racing
I don’t drive in manual
It is not a necessity
Cuz I crash into you
(I crash into you, I crash into you (x3))
Yes I crash into you
(I crash into you, I crash into you)

Recorded Singing:
http://www.sendspace.com/file/vpfimj




I'm on A Track
(Based on I'm on A Boat)
Aww shit, get your helmets ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the stands hit the ****ing seats (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your mother****ing toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a track (I'm on a track)

I'm on a track (I'm on a track)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm racing on a track (racing on a track)
I'm on a track (I'm on a track)
I'm on a track
Take a good hard look at the mother****ing track (track, yeah)

I'm on a track mother****er take a look at me

Straight racing on a track trying to avoid debris
Busting five g’s, force feedback whipping at my wheel
You can't stop me mother****er cause I'm on a track

Take a picture, trick (trick)

I'm on a track, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Pepsi man,
Due to the sponsorships
I got my racing wheel
And my paddle shifters
I'm burning rubber, you at Starbucks's
Straight burning coffee

I'm driving a UF1, doing cruises and shit

The UF1's rolling, getting all the real racers all mad
But this ain't Need For Speed, this is real as it gets
I'm on a track, mother****er, don't you ever forget

I'm on a track and

It's going fast and
I got a racing themed
Pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a track like Senna
If you're off the track,
then keep driving your Sienna

Get the **** up, this track is REAL!!!


**** roads, I'm on a track, mother****er (mother****er)

**** cops, I’ll keep speeding, mother****er (mother****er)
I'm in pit road with my boys, mother****er (yeah)
This car engine makes revs, mother****er

Hey ma, if you could see my car (see me car)

Exhaust spitting fire that can be seen from afar(seen from afar)
Gonna race this car to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a track

It's paved and completely black(yeah)
Schumacher
Look at me, oh

Never thought I'd see the day

When a checkered flag coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fixed the barriers

I'm on a track

I'm on a track
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm racing on a track (woaah)
I'm on a track
I'm on a track
Take a good hard look at the motha****in' track (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

Recorded Singing:
http://www.sendspace.com/file/jg8mbl




Wake Me Up When The Scirocco Comes (Based on Wake Me Up When September Ends)
Patience has come and passed
The hope there was could can never last
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes

Like my father's come to pass

A year and a half has gone so fast
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes

Here come the trolls again

Absolutely full of shit
Drenched in complete hatred
Becoming annoying as hell

As my hands and feet rest

But never forget the fun they had
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes

Patience has come and passed

The hope there was could can never last
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes

Bring out some news again

Like we did when the wait began
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes

Here come the trolls again

Absolutely full of shit
Drenched in complete hatred
Becoming annoying as hell

As my hands and feet rests

But never forget the fun they had
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes

Patience has come and passed

The hope there was could can never last
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes

Like my father's come to pass

The next year or so will go so fast
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes
Wake me up when the Scirocco comes


Recorded Singing: N/A




NEW MUSIC

Cruising Idiot
(Based on American Idiot)
Don't want to be a cruising idiot.
Don't want a server under the stupid admins
And can you hear the sound of me snoozing?
The subliminal mind **** cruising.

Welcome to a new kind of fervor.

All across the cruising servers.
Where everything is meant to be easy as hell.
Racing dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.

Well maybe I'm the faggot cruisers.

I'm not a part of a stupid ass idea.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And cruise along to the age of paranoia.

Welcome to a new kind of fervor.

All across the cruising servers.
Where everything is meant to be easy as hell.
Racing dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.


Don't want to be a cruising idiot.
A few servers controlled by no one.
Information age of hysteria.
It's calling out to idiot cruisers.

Welcome to a new kind of fervor.

All across the cruising servers.
Where everything is meant to be easy as hell.
Racing dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.


Recorded Singing: N/A





So, if I keep making more stuff, I will just add it to this thread instead of making a new thread every time!

~Shashdev
lol at cruising idiot that is class
Haha, I am quite a hypocrite though. I was really into cruising for quite a while. haha.
same. but still its frieking hilarious
Quote from shashdev :My reaction:




:hyper:

Thanks for a laugh on getting worked up over a silly song.

LOL!
By the looks of his post I thought I was in that "wow........." thread, because it's about war and everything.
It's Kev and it was 4 (or 3) am at night.
Cruising can be relaxing sometimes .
love the first one man, LOL
Haha, that might be why I don't really cruise anymore. I really only play LFS when I am bored, hence, racing gets me excited.

And, I have to say that the first one was my favorite as well. Probably cause I just like Jizz in my Pants the most out of all of these songs.
LMAO

As has been said

Songs = epic
This looks like a mess now that all threads have apparently been combined.
Dang, it really does...I think I will just ask the mod to delete this thread and just start a new one. I really don't like this mess.
Fix links please L

Crash Into You (Based on Jizz in my Pants)
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