It's been said many times now.
Every layout except rally stage.

Quote from dawesdust_12 :

You know Funny, I came here expecting some long story about the scirocco getting stuck in warp-drive, so it has to go through the length of time a few times before coming back to us...

Instead, some generic response about generic Aussie beer. I am thoroughly unimpressed.

Hey, If I'm anything I'm generic. Although next time I will try and expand on the theme. Sorry mate. Will try harder.

Quote from Funnybear :

Hey, If I'm anything I'm generic. Although next time I will try and expand on the theme. Sorry mate. Will try harder.

I dunno, you do post rather infrequently, but when you do, god are they interesting!

I want the Scirocco and new physics and new track now! How long until 2009? once we get to the year 9999 do we start from b.c etc and finally back to 2009?

Quote from AMB :

I want the Scirocco and new physics and new track now! How long until 2009? once we get to the year 9999 do we start from b.c etc and finally back to 2009?

hahaha probably

Back to the tyre topic. Here you are some extreme examples (F1 snow mod ) for tyre physics.

http://www.topspeed.com/cars/c ... at-st-mortiz-ar27789.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v ... TFJxc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGkWepbsBkw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v ... 8TJ8w&feature=related

McLaren and BMW Sauber cars have Traction Control (TC). Red Bull without TC is also controllable one in limits. I can't imagine Red Bull case in LFS. So, I hope new tyre physics won't be harder than these ones.

Right this IS IT GUYS! I (and many others) WANT THE RALLYPACK NOW, I would appreciate the download link sent to my email address at [email protected] if it's not there by the time I wake up TOMORROW! I shall be leaving all up in here FOREVER and NONE of you SHALL EVER EVER have the PLEASURE of reading any of the posts EVER again, I think I've made my self clear and my demands are reasonable, so RALLYPACK BY NOON TOMORROW OR I SHALL BE TAKING MY CUSTOM ELSEWHERE.

On top of this I will also go to my local zoo and molest a baby seal and ruin it's life and pureness.

OH AND TOP OF ALL THAT, ALL THAT GUYS! I will kidnap a baby seal, take it to Scirocco Island where I will breed it with a 'wormhole' and make wormholed baby seals who are like mutants who feed on Lerts' brainpowers and mind to survive!

We dont have snow in lfs to test that

Quote from TehPaws3D :

Justasimfan

Nice point, But drop the LFS upgrade act.. can you see you are not getting anywhere...? I'd be happy with just a Scirocco, But i do believe you about the fact that people need to upgrade, Just because you can run this game on a 499$ laptop, Doesn't mean you should.

i think so...


well maybe a touch better then 499... because then you have a stable platform for lfs and most other games...

i cant wait for the " so the scirrocco wasn't worth the wait after all " thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt-NvcuDVBc This may help with my seal killing rampage.

You should have waited like you said you will... Noon tomorrow.
Now you're just an impatient git who can't even play out a joke properly.
Also with a cold cold carbon fibre heart. : P

Edit: @23:23, my post must be true. lol

What happened to my picture?

It's a conspiracy, the devs deleted it because they know if I carry on killing these and the Rallypack is not released I will drive seals into extinction and then we'll have those PETA bitches on our case all over the forum and talking about equal rights and stuff.

Get TVE off your account

No one may enter my account, my password is secure and hard to figure out! besides I think TVE is zhe banhammered

I have a love for seals and I know the devs do too, this is why I killed them and had to use them for sexual acts ( this was for my benefit ) the kidnapping was for the rallypack....

Quote from dawesdust_12 :

Except Shrimp, Fosters and Barby's.

:hide:

Correct to a point , we don't use Shrimp there actually called Prawns in this part of the world the Shrimp thing came about as an ad for the Americans . Nobody drinks Foster's here for some reason but yes we have many a fine BBQ .

Tell me is there anything better than meat put onto fire?

Quote from AMB :

No one may enter my account, my password is secure and hard to figure out! besides I think TVE is zhe banhammered

I have a love for seals and I know the devs do too, this is why I killed them and had to use them for sexual acts ( this was for my benefit ) the kidnapping was for the rallypack....

Wow dude you're sick.. and when did TVE get bannhammered?

Quote from richo :

Tell me is there anything better than meat put onto fire?

I'm not sure why I still bother checking this "thread", but at least this gem is in here.... The answer to your question is: "NO". There isn't. It's the divine experience on all conceivable levels. Enhanced only by a real beer (such as MacEwan's; the epitome of all things that beer should be... strong, rich, dark, heady etc) whilst enjoying the sight,sound and smell of searing meat. Great scenery AND beer makes the experience nigh unto angelic, surreal, enlightening and soulful.

See attached.

4 weeks off work for a fluke nasty case of glandular fever mixed with antibiotics-I-shouldn't-have-had-anyway episode means it's time for some LFS.

Just read Scawens latest posts on tyre modelling and it sounds awesome. Can't wait till he has it all figured out and approximated how he thinks it should be. It already feels great to me and definitely helped me on my first track day.

Quote from Ball Bearing Turbo :

I'm not sure why I still bother checking this "thread", but at least this gem is in here.... The answer to your question is: "NO". There isn't. It's the divine experience on all conceivable levels. Enhanced only by a real beer (such as MacEwan's; the epitome of all things that beer should be... strong, rich, dark, heady etc) whilst enjoying the sight,sound and smell of searing meat. Great scenery AND beer makes the experience nigh unto angelic, surreal, enlightening and soulful.

See attached.

That is probably the most beautiful picture i have seen (apart from my kids)

I feel the need to weep, just a drop or two...

Quote from TehPaws3D :

Wow dude you're sick.. and when did TVE get bannhammered?

Thanks for the compliment seeing as this is the INTERNET and it is 'srs biznizz' I was obviously being deadly serious about molesting baby seals because I can't get no action in the real world because I am such a nerd and play LFS 24/7 with my 6 accounts simultaneously because 'i r pro' and TVE got a short ban, not sure what for but that's all I know, but when he is back we will all know about it yay

The transformer cat has spoken! Law must be passed.

/thread please.

Quote from Ball Bearing Turbo :

I'm not sure why I still bother checking this "thread", but at least this gem is in here.... The answer to your question is: "NO". There isn't. It's the divine experience on all conceivable levels. Enhanced only by a real beer (such as MacEwan's; the epitome of all things that beer should be... strong, rich, dark, heady etc) whilst enjoying the sight,sound and smell of searing meat. Great scenery AND beer makes the experience nigh unto angelic, surreal, enlightening and soulful.

See attached.

Finally this thread has found it's true direction. No more Scawen bashing whilst he's slaving his little programming god like heart out. No more shall we listen to the whiners, the naysayers, the 'I know everything'ers, physics experts, dynamic loading specialists, tyre engineers and game designers that everyone here perports to be. At least we can hark back to the halcyon days of LFS gone past; of discussion about whether you could see pamela anderson sunbathing on the wing of the FZR; of Becky Rose keeping every red blooded male alive with her tales of lesbianism; of quick wit and faster driving. At last. We can return. The LFS forum can now settle into itself like a pair of old driving gloves. No longer will we suffer the slings and arrows of the 'MUST. HAVE. NOW!' Generation.

For I beseach ye, is there no more a finer question, a more poinent question, a more pertinent, a more robust, a more quizzical question than that of . . . . . .

What can be better than meat on a fire?

WHAT CAN BE BETTER . . . . . THAN MEAT ON A FIRE!!

WHAT! Canbebetter. Than. MEAT! On a fire.

Meat! On a fire.

Scirrocco be damned. Here renameth this thread to the above question. I decree it and it shall be so. Ahmen.

All praise our lord (even if he is a little quiet at the moment) Scawen.

:clapclap::clapclap::clapclap:

Guys, I'm serious now, I'm moving onto kidnapping real people, I and many others want the RALLYPACK, I will literally be back, I'm going to check my PIT/DUNGEON/BEDROOM/GAMINGPROHAX0RIRAPEONGAMESANDIMPRO ROOM, I'll brb.