raaaarrrr! taste my spray little green man

"ahhhh skeet sleet gotdayum"

"1953 was a crap vintage, eugh!"

Ah-Aarrrr me mateys, not even Jack Sparrow can spray the brew better than I....now walk thy plank Lugi. The Captins log is still floating.

Quote from RiseAgainstMe! :

****-a you Luigi! Take a my champagne in a your face, you second rate Italian plumber!

Winner

woot woot!

And the insim lucky jumper award goes to number 0- Wait, What's that? A kangaroo you say? No shit?? Well then! Oh deer! The lucky jumper award goes to the kangaroo - NEXT to the 00

voice similar to that in an auction.."and we got a kangaroo, coming in hot in corner 3, hes coming awful close to the car in front of him...oh he goes in for the pass. HE MAKES IT!!!"

skippy nevermind the water, get off the f*king road!
edit - "turn left, you have reached your destination..."
"FUUUUUUUUU"

"Skip this track"

Quote from ATC Quicksilver :

"Skip this track"

haha. not bad.

how 'bout "Bouncing on the rev limiter into T3"

"when i said i was gona race the skippy, i didnt mean.... *sighs with rage* oh man you stupid god damn son of a bitch, i showed it to you"

These .vob Mods really have gone too far.

"When I said I wanted to add rebound I meant to the front suspension!"

"Oh deer"

"We seem to be lacking front aero!"

...and we see several cars overtaking the safety ca.... ngaroo??!!!

That kangaroo is faster than you, can you confirm you understood this message?

'Skippy has been penalised with a drive-through penalty for a jumpstart'


*get's coat* :hide:

oh my gawd.. so many 'so terrible they are good' kangaroo racing puns

Quote from TehPaws3D :

And the insim lucky jumper award goes to number 0- Wait, What's that? A kangaroo you say? No shit?? Well then! Oh deer! The lucky jumper award goes to the kangaroo - NEXT to the 00

but at the end of the day, the silly idea of giving a kangaroo the lucky jumper award made me chuckle the most.

Woot! First win.

And, For my photo: Conspiracies roll..

"Release date: Early 2009"

Well...someone had to do it...

"fap fap fap"

"You will never drive this on LFS"

"Can't touch this"