"Paused"

Bloody right turn...

"Gravitational field disturbance at turn 2 brings out 50th caution of the day at Martinsville"

"Turn left, turn left, keep turnin' left, keep turnin' left!. OK, go straight, go straight and go fast!. Go straighter!"

"OMFG Hacks!"

"I said go up on the rear tire pressure. I didn't mean that high. Tony Eury, you suck!"

Or

"F*ck Carl. He did it!"

Or

"Where the f*ck is Carl to blame now?!"

Or

"Okay so Red Bull gives you wings. What does Mopar give you?"

"Hmmm... This is not gone well..."

#99:"Nice view isn't it? Seeing #12's underside where you can see all sorts of bits and bobs..."

RPM/Ford better gimme a pay rise now!

Or

NASCAR secrets? Bah

Quote from mcintyrej :

Dodge this!

Haha, Out of all the ones here, That must be perfect for this.

Quote from Gills4life :

"Sigh.. I wish Scawen would fix that.."

Quote from Mackie The Staggie :

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the Sky"

Honorable mentions

Go! Go! Go!

Right, who spilled my pint?

Some say that he has a twin brother..

He's not The Stig... but he is The Stig's mentally challenged cousin.

Something looks 'fishy'

or

You might think its the new Stig, ............but it eeesnt! (<--Jeremy Voice)

"Star Wars theme."

Damn George Lucas... Left us unployed!!

"The Ferrari boys said what!!! Right then, lets have them"

After running into monetary problems, Sith Lords turn to sponsorship.

[edit: I see I was beaten to the Star Wars joke.]

-Suit Voice-
"Maximum Armor"

Quote from BlueFlame :

"Star Wars theme."

That was actually the first thing that popped into my head!

My own captions:

Teletubbies, teletubbies! Say. hell-o.. "e-ooh"

Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Lala and Po decide to go for the same look to prevent any more racial prejudice between the family.

Those helmets are looking more like stormtrooper helmets than normal.

The first secret photograph of the new tic tac advert.

Old Smiles was always left in the dark

Quote from Mackie The Staggie :

"The Ferrari boys said what!!! Right then, lets have them"

Winner. Your Turn.