And I am in an entirely tolerable long-term relationship. 10 years-ish now.
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And I am in an entirely tolerable long-term relationship. 10 years-ish now.
I'm slightly offended by this statement.
I actually am too... 'bout two years now. was just making a funny
and ditto. Plus she'd probably kick my ass if she ever found them
How arrogant is that, you think YOUR girlfriend his hot enough to warrant a tug. To me it just says the opposite.
Come on, not that I even care what your girlfriend looks like nor do I really care about seeing her, but were on the bloody INTERNET, regardless of the hotness of your GF I highly doubt she's going to be better to have a chug over than the MILLIONS of porn sites over the internet.
This thread is epic though, talking about diets n stuff, in a way it's related, if your diet comes off then you might end up getting a GF to post here?
This thread is epic though, talking about diets n stuff, in a way it's related, if your diet comes off then you might end up getting a GF to post here?
I wanted to put a smiley to indicate my facetiousness, but it would have given away the "hidden" text...
(Also not posted pics partly for the same reason you mention )General rule of thumb for my posts: I'm never being serious if it looks like it's an offensive statement. I'm a sarcastic person. That being said, she is gorgeous, and all mine.
Evidentally my sarcasm is also missed. It's that deadpan delivery method!
Much like your performance in bed, so I'm told. Maybe it's all those cream cakes you eat (notice I said cream cakes as opposed to cream pies)
Yeah, my performance in bed is certainly missed by some.
your poor hand 
btw guys, its no
december, according to my friend. one or two might know who 
btw guys, its no
december, according to my friend. one or two might know who Certainly not by your 3 ex girlfriends, Dustin.
Women... you can't live with them.. and it's illegal to machine-gun them down in their millions.
Tell Jessie and Athena to **** themselves then!
I also want to hack saw every guys balls into bits and giblets, But I'm not saying that out loud, Unlike you! Crashgate!
Gorgeous is subjective my buddy. Trying to make it seem like everyone else is missing out cos they ain't with your woman? I garentee in around a year you won't be with her. Trust me, couples who last don't go around bragging to other people about how amazing they are.
Corrected for you.
Also how nice of you to cast judgement. They might be very happy and who are you to be the judge of that. What the eff do you know about relationships anyway, you 'aint no Dr Phil, foo'.
While we're on the subject of relationships, you aren't really one to talk.
Crashgate has a point though, you can't trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
Yeah, it's missed by the other one.
A low blow for a low blow? Come on now..
You didn't copyright that, so I'm using it in the future!
I don't think my comments were a low blow. Just that to be one to give advice about relationships you generally need to have some experience of them!
Oh my god you damn playa!
.. if only. im still only on count == 1... oh well.
Ahh well, all in good time buddy. 
Meh, that's the thing... I don't really care to go be a slut. definitely would rather be a decent guy.
Referring to the pic.
That's my point! Just take your time and eventually what you want will come. Sure you could get some action if you really wanted that but then you'd only be as bad as those slutty girls we don't want to date.
#(The pic was from his blog which is linked in his signature! - Public domain win)
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