I keep one hand on the wheel, one hand on the automatic stick, just a habit from driving manuals a lot. 
Other than that
-stopped by police (expired registration)
-Hit a stationary object while parking (tapped a traffic cone once)
-Take risks (overtaking, fast acceleration) (who doesn't?)
-Speeding (if the speed limit is 60, I go 70 <the allowed leeway>)
-Sim/non-sim racer before getting a driving licence (was a LFS'er before I got my 'ped license.
-Years driven 1-4 (3)
I haven't done this, but funny nonetheless.
-Scare others while driving > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS2ydjpekwg

Other than that
-stopped by police (expired registration)
-Hit a stationary object while parking (tapped a traffic cone once)
-Take risks (overtaking, fast acceleration) (who doesn't?)
-Speeding (if the speed limit is 60, I go 70 <the allowed leeway>)
-Sim/non-sim racer before getting a driving licence (was a LFS'er before I got my 'ped license.
-Years driven 1-4 (3)
I haven't done this, but funny nonetheless.
-Scare others while driving > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS2ydjpekwg