Quote from Johnny Mountain :

Dear ImudilaSkyline,

I cannot say that your picture of a black man covering his head to his own hand made me any affection, because no-one says 'facepalm' anymore. No-one says even 'epic' or 'fail'. Or even 'epic fail'. However if it would be the year 2008 or 2009 I would probably made an ironic 'ha' in real life.

That will be all.

Here are the scores:

Johnny vs. Dadge = 5-0
Johnny vs. ImudilaSkyline = 2-0
Johnny vs. GrayBall = 2-0
Johnny vs. Uke = 0-1
Johnny vs. hyntty = !?!

Scores corrected:

Johnny, you lost.

Quote from Johnny Mountain :

Dear Dadge,

You are correct, I have no friends. I am lonely and sad. I am currently sitting in a cave by myself, sustaining myself on beetles, powering my laptop by an ingenious array of pulleys and flywheels constructed from small lizards and tree sap from the local flora. I came here to escape my family, friends, industry associates, acquaintances and the lady next door who was spying on me, in the hope of completing my novel titled "why are there so many dickheads e-mailing me?" I have made the dedication out to you Dadge and will endeavor to send you a copy once it goes to print.

Regards, Johnny.

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Quote from hp999 :

Scores corrected:

Johnny, you lost.

Scores corrected:

I won, DAWG!