But you still love it, right?
But you still love it, right?
What? Anal sex or LFSForum? (Alltho there are strong similarities between those two)
Good thing, that's imposibble to be analraped trough the screen, because lfsforum would do that every day. But it's still the best place on internetz, right?
After lemonparty.org this is the second best place to on the world, wide webzz!
Ok, so I might have overrated the anal rapeness of this forum, but at least there are extreme high danger of getting mentally analy raped by LFSForum.
bahahahaha, this may have been one of the best calls ive read.
TheVeryEnd, you need to be physically fit, and durable.
I chose the Marines as they are the Elite fighting force, and the training regimen they put you through prepares you for life as well as combat.
But if you take medication, you cant enlist. Good thing i went off mine in 9th grade.
I chose the Marines as they are the Elite fighting force, and the training regimen they put you through prepares you for life as well as combat.
But if you take medication, you cant enlist. Good thing i went off mine in 9th grade.
Incredible unintentional lolz.
But you can confirm there are no requirments tests to join (other than beeing generally fit) ?
Sounds like a lot of fun really
correct. no tests.
You're forgetting something.
All military recruits are required to take the ASVAB test (Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery). When I was enlisting in the Marines I scored a 97/100, my sister scored a 98
You can take a practice test online, I bet that everyone here would score above 90.
All military recruits are required to take the ASVAB test (Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery). When I was enlisting in the Marines I scored a 97/100, my sister scored a 98
You can take a practice test online, I bet that everyone here would score above 90.
please tell me youre joking
That did not sound too easy. Btw, how you take a practical test online? I though practical meant that you had to do the thing, with your own hands?
practice test, as in to study for the test beforehand.
http://www.military.com/ASVAB
The test is not designed to pass or fail, a higher score means opportunities for higher paying jobs in the military, while a barely passing score would limit you to menial labor or bullet sponge.
http://www.military.com/ASVAB
The test is not designed to pass or fail, a higher score means opportunities for higher paying jobs in the military, while a barely passing score would limit you to menial labor or bullet sponge.
Ahhh, sorry 
enjoy killing innocent people and returning home only to have no job or a pretty shit one at best ( minimum Wage pimpin
)so... you learn to suck a dick... polish you're gun, wash other blokes in the showers and well... then you're sorted for life ??
bullshit. I was pdf for two years and though it was good craic... it far from sets you up for life, i could of easily gone full time and got my sniper badges and be killing Africans with the " peacekeepers " but i'm not, besides... why cut my wages in half and be a lonely fcuker in the middle of nowhere when i can have a gun and more money for the lulz ?
What was I saying about his being the wrong place to expect support?
Um, I beleive it is like getting into a good Post secondary School. (in some way, and I'm just taking an educated guess). You have to go through some basic training just like you do for any section of the American Armed Forces, and of course boot camp, but I don't beleive there is any physical restrictions. They whip you into shape if you are not, and usually those who aren't in shape drop out of boot camp, or don't want to apply
But, then again, I'm just taking an educated guess
Number Of Iraqis Slaughtered In US War And Occupation Of Iraq "1,455,590"
Number of U.S. Military Personnel Sacrificed (Officially acknowledged) In U.S. War And Occupation Of Iraq 4,792
Number Of International Occupation Force Troops Slaughtered In Afghanistan : 2,608
Cost of War in Iraq & Afghanistan
$1,226,269,518,124
And thats not counting any of the other wars that the US is in/creating.
Just remember, " Sir, Yes Sir ", and like prison, try not to drop the soap in the showers.
In Congressional testimony in the summer of 2008, Lt. Gen. Rochelle, the army chief of personnel, reported the little known statistic that 12 percent (approximately 260) of the 2,200 reported rapes in the military in 2007 were reported by military male victims.
http://english.aljazeera.net/i ... /2010122182546344551.html
And most rape cases aren't reported, so be careful with the soap..............
Don't bother about the legality of your orders, " I was just following orders " seems to be a good excuse for any humanitarian crimes. Anyway the US has exempted itself from the World court, despite it's willingness to indite others so you should be fine there.
Have a great time, Uncle Sam needs you !, just be aware that when you return to reality your government considers you a prime terrorist threat.
So, if you're ex-military (you can find reasons that all of our soldiers are terrorist threats on just about every page of the document) and don't believe in big government, at least for the next 4 years, you are considered a terrorist threat by your government. If you're ex-military and are passionate about a political issue (the paper mentions anti-abortion or illegal immigration numerous times), for at least the next 4 years, you are considered a terrorist threat by your government. If you're ex-military and don't like big government, would like to see individual states take back what the federal government has wrested from them over the past 70 years, congrats, you, too, are, at least for the next 4 years, a terrorist threat according to your government.
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread455708/pg1
DHS/I&A assesses that rightwing extremists will attempt to recruit and
radicalize returning veterans in order to exploit their skills and knowledge derived from
military training and combat. These skills and knowledge have the potential to boost the
capabilities of extremists—including lone wolves or small terrorist cells—to carry out
violence. The willingness of a small percentage of military personnel to join extremist
groups during the 1990s because they were disgruntled, disillusioned, or suffering from
the psychological effects of war is being replicated today
http://www.wnd.com/images/dhs-rightwing-extremism.pdf
Number of U.S. Military Personnel Sacrificed (Officially acknowledged) In U.S. War And Occupation Of Iraq 4,792
Number Of International Occupation Force Troops Slaughtered In Afghanistan : 2,608
Cost of War in Iraq & Afghanistan
$1,226,269,518,124
And thats not counting any of the other wars that the US is in/creating.
Just remember, " Sir, Yes Sir ", and like prison, try not to drop the soap in the showers.
In Congressional testimony in the summer of 2008, Lt. Gen. Rochelle, the army chief of personnel, reported the little known statistic that 12 percent (approximately 260) of the 2,200 reported rapes in the military in 2007 were reported by military male victims.
http://english.aljazeera.net/i ... /2010122182546344551.html
And most rape cases aren't reported, so be careful with the soap..............
Don't bother about the legality of your orders, " I was just following orders " seems to be a good excuse for any humanitarian crimes. Anyway the US has exempted itself from the World court, despite it's willingness to indite others so you should be fine there.
Have a great time, Uncle Sam needs you !, just be aware that when you return to reality your government considers you a prime terrorist threat.
So, if you're ex-military (you can find reasons that all of our soldiers are terrorist threats on just about every page of the document) and don't believe in big government, at least for the next 4 years, you are considered a terrorist threat by your government. If you're ex-military and are passionate about a political issue (the paper mentions anti-abortion or illegal immigration numerous times), for at least the next 4 years, you are considered a terrorist threat by your government. If you're ex-military and don't like big government, would like to see individual states take back what the federal government has wrested from them over the past 70 years, congrats, you, too, are, at least for the next 4 years, a terrorist threat according to your government.
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread455708/pg1
DHS/I&A assesses that rightwing extremists will attempt to recruit and
radicalize returning veterans in order to exploit their skills and knowledge derived from
military training and combat. These skills and knowledge have the potential to boost the
capabilities of extremists—including lone wolves or small terrorist cells—to carry out
violence. The willingness of a small percentage of military personnel to join extremist
groups during the 1990s because they were disgruntled, disillusioned, or suffering from
the psychological effects of war is being replicated today
http://www.wnd.com/images/dhs-rightwing-extremism.pdf
^ignore (as always)
Are you having a party before you leave for boot camp?
Are you having a party before you leave for boot camp?
yes. and my ASVAB test is tomorrow.
Why are you running your own campaign / crusade against government / political reasons on the forum? I like that people give their opinions about things, but sometimes it gets enough, like now. Please take a deep breath and for once be happy that there are some people that still want to believe their is good in this world and wants to defend it.
Military can be a good thing you know, not everyone is brainwashed killing machines
As said in an earlier reply, some of the things you learn in the military is actually good values, which can help you later in life.
my ASVAB test was at 8:00 this morning. their going to call me at 11am with my score.
Actually, he makes good point some times, it's just he uses extra strong wording and draws it out. I just skim it for the infomation and points and go on
I think Racer was just doing a parody of himself. 
Wish me luck.
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