c'mon dude, I just pulled up my pants
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^deleting and reposting makes you look like a headless turd fapping to AA battery.

Quote from USRacer :

c'mon dude, I just pulled up my pants
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^deleting and reposting makes you look like a headless turd fapping to AA battery.

What the hell are you talking about Hazaky?

Quote from kars19 :

I lol'd, and then I thought about it a bit more, and then I lol'd even harder

Quote from Agniz :

like a sir

I took a crap on a robot because Im sexy

"I got married with Barney the dinosaur Because I stink"

Blue shirts are gonna be mad.

"I got married with a dog because I have perfect Abs."

Could be worse.

" I hate an old man because im gay"

wtf

Quote from PMD9409 :

"I got married with a dog because I have perfect Abs."

Could be worse.

"I smoked weed with Michael Jackson because I'm gay."

Just my ****ing luck.

I did a blowjob to a porn star because I'm gay....

Nothing to do with that picture, I just felt like telling the world.

"I need a robot because I'm sexy"

......there is nothing that i could add to that tbh

'' I stabbed Madonna because I have perfect abs. ''

I need a black guy because i am gay.

Quote from aroX123 :

I took a crap on a robot because Im sexy

I smoked weed with santa clause because I'm gay.. well.. that is interesting LOL

and a ROFL @ sil3ntwar

"I killed a dog because I have perfect abs".

Makes perfect sense to me.

I ****ed a piece of shit because that's what I am. My life is COMPLETE!!!!!!

No, no ban!

Too bad I wasn't there, I would give her my fingers to lick.
All eleven

I took a crap on a Nazi because I was horny.

„I hate A drug dealer Because I stink“

I shot a travesty because I'm single.

I tok a crap on a travesty because I got an orgasm