This is kinda fun. I found it on a forum for TES and wrote it over so it would fit for the LFS community, here is the thing you do.

First you pick the month youre born in, I'm born in August the 28, and my user name is MyBoss.

So my birthday line would be like this.
"I won huge pile of sh*t so I could make friends."


Now, try to keep on topic and this can be a potential good thread

First, find the month that you were born in

January: I drove past
February: I bought myself
March: I squashed
April: I saw
May: I crashed
June: I wrecked
July: I spoke to
August: I won
September: I threw rocks at
October: I gave birth to
November: I throw up
December: I sold

Now, find the day that you were born on

01: an intro screen
02: Scawen, Eric and Victor
03: an UF1
04: a BF1
05: a wrecker
06: a good forum attendant
07: the SimBIN
08: a moderator
09: a n00b
10: a backmarker
11: Vykos
12: every member of the T7R team
13: every member of the rFactor team
14: a better car then the FXO
15: every member of the LFS beta testers
16: Counter Strike: Source
17: an XRT
18: a pathetic LFS wannabe
19: The Blackwood forest guru
20: an Aston National fanboy
21: a bluescreen
22: a speeder
23: a whiner
24: a stupid brake I didn't need
25: a veteran
26: a sissy
27: the forum troll
28: a huge pile of sh*t
29: my mother
30: your face
31: a very cool and 1337 styling kit


Find the first letter of your username

A: for 100 credits.
B: because my mom made me.
C: because I'm a stupid fanboy.
D: for my girlfriend/ boyfriend.
E: and it sucked.
F: in a drinking contest.
G: while jumping up and down.
H: after work/ school.
I: because I like that sort of thing.
J: in the forums
K: because I love myself.
L: and everyone laughed heartily.
M: so I could make friends.
N: because the voices told me to.
O: in an attempted suicide.
P: and everyone made fun of me.
Q: to stop the pain.
R: because I hate my life.
S: because it led to free credits.
T: because I hate LFS.
U: to see what would happen.
V: for public recognition.
W: for all the wrong reasons.
X: because I said so, THAT'S WHY!
Y: and everyone hated me.
Z: instead of doing what I was supposed to.

I saw an UF1 for 100 credits.


Rather overpriced, I think

I crashed a speeder because the voices told me to!
WTF????

illepall

I drove past the Blackwood forest guru because I hate my life

I Threw up the Forum Troll Because the voices told me to!

The Voices, AAAARGH!!!!

I sold a moderator because my mum made me.

illepall illepall
that doesnt sound any good. lol

I won a noob because i hate lfs!


lmao!! Shouldnt that be " I won a noob cause lfs hates me"?

I wrecked the Simbin, because I hate LFS. Apparently :o

I spoke to a stupid brake I didn't need because it led to free credits.

(my birthday is July 24th Stuff++; )

I wrecked a backmarker in the forums

ya rly illepall

I saw a better car than the FXO in the forums.

I saw a wrecker because I hate my life

I crashed every member of the LFS beta testers because I hate LFS.
hehe...

I bought myself a n00b because it led to free credits.

I bought myself a better car then the FXO because I hate LFS.

I threw rocks at the SimBIN for my girlfriend? :zombie:

I wrecked a huge pile of sh*t because the voices told me to.

I threw up every member of the rFactor team in a drinking contest.

Changed throw to threw ;/.

LOL @ tweak

i spoke to a wrecker for 100 credits

..gah.. my boring life

I squashed the Blackwood Forest guru while jumping up and down.

Man! Now I feel dirty...

I crashed Vykos so I could make friends

I gave birth to Eric Victor and Scawen because it led to free credits.

Wait.. that's not funny.. I never got my credits my kids promised me.

I spoke to every member of the T7R team after work.

That's just odd, and not even funny. I wanna different birthday!

I crashed every member of the T7R team for public recognition. lol

Just talk to them, they're nice enough blokes. No need for crashing