It's not what I do like - I like some bits of most cars. My 'problem' is that I see the flaws in every car, and for me modern cars are full of flaws.
Most are soulless, boring, overly safe, sloppy handling, cheaply styled, cheaply made, over tyred, overweight shopping trolleys.
My ideal car is one you can really love (to the point where you'd consider spending two or three times it's worth to keep it on the road sort of love - it's hard to explain soul in a car, or character. A lot of people assume character = unreliability, but I don't believe that is necessary), with a neutral balance, no safety aids other than a good chassis, good brakes and quick throttle response. The handling must be tight, and willing to do what you want, even if that's changing lines mid corner. I can just about let cheaply styled go, as modern cars are starting to try and look different from each other, but cheaply mad just makes my skin crawl - bumpers glued on with foam, plastic clips everywhere that break if you look at them etc. And why do modern cars insist on having 200 section tyres or more - there is no real need. 99% of people don't drive at more than 40% of the 'limit', and it's highly likely that less tyre would make the cars more predictable at the limit anyway, and means hooligans like me (occasionally) can actually slide the car, and play with it. On the road I find just going round a corner without drama a touch boring (but I don't see the point of sliding on the track still
). And I don't like the fact that a supermini weighs 1500kg, and supercars often 1800+kg. I think all cars should have a maximum mass of 1000kg no matter what they are.
So, when you look at all of these there aren't many cars I CAN like totally. New Ferraris are big girly cars, as are Porsches. Lambos are now Audi got them. Pagini paid his stylist too much and ruin the looks of the car with far too much detailing. Only Koenigsegg of the modern supercars produce something that will openly and happily kill you at the drop of the hat. I'd have two (without rear wings please).
For road cars that are within my finances, I have no option but to have an MX-5. There is NOTHING else on the road that is as good for my budget. I'd have one over an S2000 (all revs, no go and little handling), a Boxster (I admit I haven't driven one, but as I'm not 45 and balding it's actually illegal for me to own one in the UK anyway, and I just don't like Porsches, except the brakes which are Brembos anyway). I'd have a Seven, as long as it was either a proper Lotus or a Caterham. I don't think I could bring myself to have a cheap replica of a replica. The Stratos I love, and it WILL kill you even before you consider dropping your hat. Our TVR Griffith is another one that will kill you, only with this it's likely you'll actually see the tree you hit.
I applaud things like the new Civic for trying to look different, even if it looks awful in my opinion (maybe the one time the Type-R version will look better than the standard version imo). I think BMW, which were struggling to produce drivers cars anyway, devalued themselves by trying to make their cars look cool. Chris Bangle should be shot (although I saw a pre-Bangle 318 yesterday and decided Bangle has done one car proficiently).
So there you go. If you can make a car that fits my requirements, preferrably that I can afford then do let me know. But don't overstyle a car that doesn't need it, and don't pretend that your car is something it isn't (like pretending that a FWD car can EVER be a sports car). Don't EVER bolt something to your car that doesn't ACTUALLY make it faster in the REAL WORLD. Don't fit bigger wheels because you want looks - fit bigger wheels (if you really have to) solely because they are lighter. It's actually VERY rare that aftermarket wheels are lighter than standard ones. Don't fit stiffer springs and uprated dampers at the same time either. Save up and get springs, dampers and wheels that PERFECTLY compliment each other. Car and race manufacturers spend thousands of hours matching unsprung weights, tyre flex, spring performance and damper matching. It's highly unlikely that you'll improve HANDLING for less than £20,000 (inc. labour), although just bolting on wider tyres will get your more grip at the EXPENSE of handling.
Obviously there are exceptions to this, so if you can think of one example that 'proves me wrong', then chances are you're either mistaken or you are one of those exceptions.