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What more can you say

dafuq this world's going to

Awesome, finally I get to play these memes !







Although the video did seem to be urban based, still, I'm sure that the whole open world thing will come. GTA/Dayz as a goat, I wonder if there will be zombies you get to butt as well ?

I wonder how accurate the hoof physics are ?

Ladder climbing looks impressive.

It's happening :munching_
http://www.goat-simulator.com/

It really is !

You get to use your tongue to use an axe, (hopefully to kill zombies) and for other open world stuff.

Yes, started as a joke but, the internet said 'WE WANT THIS' so the studio ( coffee stain) said, there's a buck (or 10) in this so we'll produce it.

Thank you Garry for pointing the way !!!!!!!!!!!

this game looks AWESOME!

Baah, my sister and my grand daughter raise Mini goats in Nova Scotia, I got to send them this!

Stupid internet

If you build it, they will come. Never more true than on the internet.

Sliced Bread: Beaten.

i really thought this was just a joke...but its real?!

http://www.goat-simulator.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN2QUhaKN2Q

Want to experience the goat wonder before anyone else? Pre-order now and get access to the game three days before release. You guys know how this works: once you've placed your order you'll get a steam key to your mail which you can use to unlock the game in Steam. However, be sure to read the disclaimer & FAQ below first!

Disclaimer
Goat Simulator is a small, broken and stupid game. It was made in a couple of weeks so don’t expect a game in the size and scope of GTA with goats. In fact, you’re better off not expecting anything at all actually. To be completely honest, it would be best if you’d spend your $10 on a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe a real-life goat.

Release date: 1 April 2014

So much marketing in the last sentence, made me giggle

Not really on topic but, what's the price of a real-life goat?

Round here you just catch your own......

Little buggers run wild, fortunately they haven't yet learned to use axes, and they have shorter tongues.

Here a 1 year old goat costs about 35€ and a 3 year old one is twice that.

"It was a completely stupid idea I made up at a brainstorming session at our company," says Armin Ibrisagic of Coffee Stain Studios, the game developer responsible for the title.

"At the start, everyone was like ‘That's the dumbest thing we've ever heard, a goat game, are you kidding me,’ but I was relentless and probably a bit annoying and sometime in January I managed to convince people to give the game a spin."

Quote from Keling :

Ladder climbing looks impressive.

hahahaha i was thinking the same

Steam support for Goat Simulator, Coffee Stain Studios' upcoming goat-based game, is likely to be "the most defining and important part" of the game, designer Armin Ibrisagic wrote on Gamasutra.


"It means that we can add Steam Workshop, and let players not only make their own goat, but also their own levels, props, missions and more," Ibrisagic wrote. "People are going to make levels filled with 10,000 explosive canisters, headbutt them with a goat and make the game crash. And that will be glorious."

Trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0XSdBkMZ9M#t=48

This is up for ' GOTY ', Rock, Paper, Shotgun. 10/10. Awesome glitches, satanic sacrifices, jet packs, killing the devs. AND FLAPPY GOAT !. Best ever 10 bucks (lol) on a pointless game. Go into space, meet interesting protesters, watch redneck drifting.

Watch the utube walk thru's and have a laugh. And, awesome tongue physics.......

Best game ever.

Goat Simulator Patch 1.1 just went live!

Here are the patch notes:

- Added local splitscreen multiplayer
- Added a new map, try it out in the “custom game” section
- The humans have been given a brain with the cognitive abilities of a 4 year old
- Humans consequently learned to speak. You’ll wish they hadn’t.
- Added more goats
- Made fun of Michael Bay. Again. Please don’t sue.
- Added more powers
- Fixed the hitbox of flappy goat
- Poured several buckets full of Optimization™ into the game
- Made sure no class differences exists in Goat City Bay
- Added tons of achievements
- You can now run along walls
- You can now run up walls
- Stand by for Goatfall
- Changed batteries in our fire alarm
- The Goats have learned to ride bikes, press R to mount.
- The Goats have learned to ride longboards, press R to mount.
- The Humans have learned how to ride Goats
- Enjoyed flappy goat
- You can now buy hats for money
- This woman made her skin look 20 years younger DOCTORS HATE HER click here
- Fixed display of Int enchantments on crafted gear
- Applying plastic wrap around your screen will now give you a 3D-effect.
- Added VR support
- Reverted hitbox of flappy goat
- Made hitbox worse on flappygoat
- Removed Flappy Goat, I hate that ****ing game.
- Got 11 points on Flappy Goat; readded Flappy Goat.
- Spent more time writing jokes about Flappy Goat than working on the patch
- Changed the points required for the Flappy Goat Achievement from 10 to 30
- Just kidding
- Removed VR support
- Ultra-realistic water simulation
- Fire alarm still beeping
- You can now swim. Well not really swim, more like float around in a semi-controlled buoyant propulsion fashion.
- Added volume slider in options for NPC speech.
- Deadmau5 has finally left EDM. Is now making Goatronica.
- We went to see Godzilla. It was ok. Cool sound effects.
- Updated patch notes.
- Added a lot of new sound effects.
- Mary had a little ... GOAT!? Historians uncover new evidence, click here!
- There is a new game inside of the game, it’s called SteamWorld Goat.
- Honored Notch
- Changed batteries in fire alarm. Again.
- Wanted to add shadows to buildable blocks but couldn’t figure out how, can someone please tell us?
- Patch notes now covers more than an A4.
- Seriously stop making threads asking about patch notes 4 seconds after the patch goes live, calm down
- Game downloading, does anyone have the patch notes?
New patch?
- Patch released today does anyone know what it does
- Where are the patch notes
- Fire alarm still beeping
- Why is the patch so big?
- Lazy devs.
- If you want we can zip it, then rar it to make it smaller. Do you want it on Megaupload?
- Is this game worth it? Should I buy?
- Devs please put the game on a sale so I can save 4 bucks
- I don’t like ___, please add an option to remove ___
- Performed Satanic rituals to summon Phil Fish
- Plz come back
- Actually optimized the game a bit
- What use are ladders when you can run on the walls?
- I hate water
- Played a whole lot of Wildstar
- Volvo pls fix ___.
- Added a Capture the Flag game mode.
- Added Uncle Goat, I’m sorry about my Goat.
- Added a Capture the Flag game mode.
- Added five new colors, all of which are unseeable by the human eye.
- We actually bought a stuffed goat head IRL for our office, we have no idea what to do with it.
- Updated our Meta Score to 91/100.
- Killed PC gaming
- How long will the patch notes be?
- Changed batteries in the other fire alarm
- Increased Storm Spirit’s Static Remnant AoE by 15.