give the hairdresser a box of ho-ho's in exchange for her car so he can go....

ho-ho some hoe hoes <.<... 10 seconds after getting into bed with the hoe-hoes, Tristan was finished, so he decided to drive his chick car to...

...the Jaffa Cake factory. Then, tristan said....

im sick of jaffa cakes, lets go eat some

Cow stomach soup... Sadly, it was fermented causing Tristan to...

...have a massive case of stomach cramps, for which he issues a string of expletives and...

feels compelled to sing some of the Spice Girls greatest hits , such as wannabe , spice up your life and when two become one , during the singing , Tristan is overheard by ...

... Scawen, who quickly revokes Tristans licence and convinces the whole country to revoke his drivers licence and his Hairdresser car. Shortly after, Tristan decides to fly to australia to see some nude...

turtles. Much to his amazment, these turtles also drive MX-5's. Having seen enough here, tristan decide's to walk to

the Steve Irwin memorial, which is roughly the size of the Statue of Liberty. After this spiritual journey, suddenly

... Tristan has an urge to go to an all-male nude beach, where he sees...

Scawen playing rFactor on his laptop :yikes: ...

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... Tristan has an urge to go to an all-male nude beach, where he sees...

...heaps of sand and water. Realizing his mistake, he quickly...

...realises that everyone on the LFS forum is quite, quite mad. Luckily...

...there is the neat ignore list feature, so he doesn't have to endure the mindless drivel of said forum members. Out of nowhere, a pink elephant rolls around the corner...

...ran over th84. Pink-Elephant-Rental-Service hired by angry FM Members...

...so they have time to discuss what color the pink elephants head will turn in after someone would strangle the animal, but...

they all decide to play mini golf instead. After 18 holes.....

...the master server crashs and this thread cant be continued!
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until it is back online , afterwards , Tristan just gets back on the forum only to be confronted with one of the biggest ...

and most deadly...

jaffa cake sales rep. screaming....

Marks and Spencers are doing a 2 for 1 sale on select haircare , not including FCUK , not to be used in conjunction with any other offer or staff discount , while stocks last , see in store for details. Naturally , Tristan only has one thing on his mind as he enters the store , simply to ...

... use the free web access terminal and post a reply to keiran's anti-Schumacher posts in the LFS forums while at the same time a ...

...giant turtle swam by, seemingly in mid air. Tristan was...