I voted straight, in a relationship.
But I do joke about being gay sometimes, it's just funny. I don't really have something against gay people, except when they overdo it. Like this guy at school, he's a turk, so from his religion he isn't very allowed to be gay and stuff, but he really outs himself. He wears those tight shirts without sleeves (what's it called?) and his hair, he just radiates gayness. I don't like that kind of gayness. Although I know one guy, he's VERY out too, but he's just plain funny. Weird to see how good he is with the ladies though, they all love him
But the tight playboy shirts and jeans are an easy way to tell he ain't from that side