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"One in four Brits on net for Porn"
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"One in four Brits on net for Porn"
I don't blame them. I reckon a lot of them would be cricket fans, looking for a bit of cheering up after the shameful performance of the English side at the test match in Adelaide yesterday

(Awesome! I got to gloat about the cricket without starting a new thread ^_^)
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horney brits
i'm suprised its only 1 in 4!! lol!
Meagre 25%? Lies.
Of course in Britain we're famously 'reserved'.

'Reserved', to me, means going out at the weekend in skimpy clothes, getting smashed in the pub and stumbling to the kebab shop whilst shouting obsenities at any man who doesn't heal to my erratic whims, screaming abuse at the poorly spoken English of the counter staff, puking up a half eaten kebab, and jumping on the first thing that looks like it might keep me warm tonight...

How very stuffy .
The internet?, is that thing still around?
Quote from Becky Rose :Of course in Britain we're famously 'reserved'.

'Reserved', to me, means going out at the weekend in skimpy clothes, getting smashed in the pub and stumbling to the kebab shop whilst shouting obsenities at any man who doesn't heal to my erratic whims, screaming abuse at the poorly spoken English of the counter staff, puking up a half eaten kebab, and jumping on the first thing that looks like it might keep me warm tonight...

How very stuffy .

:ices_rofl!

I always thought you were a shy, retiring type myself. Not a sex-crazed, kebab-puking nymphomaniac!
what's the other %75 in net for?
Quote from LFSn00b ::ices_rofl

And i thought of moving in Britain in 5-7 years...

Fancy a house swap? Finland can't be much worse than Britain, surely?
Live for Speed of course!
Crashing! (OOPS, demo mode engaged) Racing...
Quote from the_angry_angel :Fancy a house swap? Finland can't be much worse than Britain, surely?

They only puke up fully-eaten kebabs reportedly. Atleast it's a step in the right direction.
Yummy!!!!!
Quote from luftrofl :This just in: the sky is blue!

In this country? For 5 mins maybe, then grey, then snowy, the sunny again, then obscured by a blizzard, then light rain, then sunshine, then gale force winds.

Let's see Scawen program that weather system into LFS

And yes, I always knew I was a sex-crazed alcoholic. Where's the shock?
What's wrong with porn?
Ooooh porn
*giggles*
Quote from Hyperactive :What's wrong with porn?

More wide angle cameras , dynamic enviroment lighting, better crash phsics, better force feedback feel, should be. nothing wrong other than these.
Nothing wrong with porn, the "real thing"tm is much more interesting though
I have a mate who actually works in the porn industry. He works on set as a runner

He used to work for SAP!!

That's what working in IT does for ya!

Oh yeah and my cousin recently bought the publishing house that publishes lots of magazines including Penthouse. lol
Ask him if it's an exciting job
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"One in four Brits on net for Porn"
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