<aside>For years, I ran an appeal on my website prior to my birthday for people to send me mindbending drugs. I don't do it any more because I'm too old and I like to confine mindbending drugs to the past now that I'm over the psychoses... But yeah, the appeals usually came up empty and I berated my readership for it, but one year I got a birthday card from Florida full of confetti, and sure enough some of the confetti
wasn't confetti!
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Kids: Don't do drugs. Read the bit above about psychoses a few more times until you value your mental health.