"Some guy told to me to take a load off"

Khalil Beschir's transfer to Red Bull Racing fell through when discovered he didn't need to be "given wings".

Quote from DieKolkrabe :

New line through the turn

this one made me chuckle, winner

Woo! Now for a new pic:

http://www.forzarossa.nl/image ... o/550_lemans03_onfire.jpg

(If that doesn't do, I have another one up my sleeve)

"Damn Taco-Bell!!!"

"NAWZZ!!!"

Eh, Claude, ave yooo bin eating ze Epoisses again? I juss lit up ma Gauloise and poof, Finit!

"Another banana bites the dust"

"GUYS, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? IT'S A PIT STOP, NOT A DAMN MARSHMALLOW ROAST."

The Human Torch's career as a racing driver got off to a poor start

Fabulous4 joke

"DO NOT fart near the pits"

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The catering was so bad that the pit crew help themselves with a nice barbecue.

OR

I know we warm up the tyres before using but WHAT THE HELL?!?

OR

"Damn you re cracker :bananadea :bananadea :bananadea "

I tell you, that chick was hot!
(Sorry :shy

"Look, I got this fuel powder from the F1 team....I'll just add a tiny bit"

Shane 'Shakey' Byrne tried his hand at racing car's but will forever been known as Shane 'Sizziling' Byrne now.

Spontaneous Combustion is a growing problem in motorsport, luckily a fat bloke with a fire extinguisher is always nearby.

"The #35 Ferrari goes out in a blaze of glory."

"Nigel Stepney: Oh shit, come on Ash we are going on holiday to the Philippines. NOW!"

bananalicious

Quote from Scawen :

A new feature of Patch Y is to be able to customize cars. Here we see a car being modified to support a barbeque, and a metal burning furnace.
...

Convenient!

Lol.

Quote from ACCAkut :

I know we warm up the tyres before using but WHAT THE HELL?!?

ROFL

Quote from ACCAkut :

I know we warm up the tyres before using but WHAT THE HELL?!?

Winner!

Guy on the right "This is great, and all that, but you do know you forgot to get dressed this morning, don't you?"

"We have been driving for almost 3 hours and havn't complete a lap yet"

Driver: "Hope we can't manage to the Karussell corner because man.... this wheel is too big"

Guy on right "I think i see T1 up ahead!! We're almost there!"