'The mechanics had taken the 'Pimp my rally car' suspension settings a little too far.

what looks like a ford focus, has the same shape as a ford focus, but weights a lot less than a ford focus?

"Ford Focus in Finland flying fast in a flight forward forty feet long, flooring it full throttle to finish first."

Quote from aoun :

"Ford Focus in Finland flying fast in a flight forward forty feet long, flooring it full throttle to finish first."

Oh, ffs!

Well Doc, we reached 88mph, now what?

Not a caption: Here goes. I'm SO tempted to put the 'vtec just kicked in, yo!' one...nah

Caption: "...And here we have the secret Focus strategic bomber. Fuselage and engine by Ford, invisible wings and tail section by the Skunk Works. Bomb bay's being tested by the USAAF. Any questions?" "Is that a rally car?"

Again Redbull kicks in!

Red Bull gives you........ Oh s**t, this is gonna hurt

30... 40...50!! We win, take that top gear winter sports!

"Veeti, I think we should have put out more distance markers"

"always use genuine ford parts".
or
"WOW! 40 feet! that aught to be a record eh scotty?"
or
"I think I'm gonna wet myself"

"co pilot": dont worry, i already did that in NFS, nothing will happen
driver: well, we'll try

Quote from Thorvertonian :

Well Doc, we reached 88mph, now what?

Winner!

I couldn't find any cheese, so I used this substitute Daddy

"And now you're telling me that I should've painted the letters in RED!?"

"You wanna call me "Lewis Bamilton" again, say it to my face punk."

Little Sebastian Vettel always knew what he was born to do...

"McLaren's latest secret weapon: who would think that a 5-year-old child is a trained professional spy"

"Bridgestone has a shortage of loyal employees"

Parents go to court after their son is killed by a stray wheel!

"last time I check, I swear it was square!"

"Do you think you could roll this tire better than me? Punk."

Bridgestone's new marketing campiagn "Free child with every set of 4 tyres you purchase!"

"I am a child posing for a photo which my parents think is cute."

Quote from hrtburnout :

"And now you're telling me that I should've painted the letters in RED!?"

Winner!!!