Kimi: 'I got the rocks, somebody pass the booze!'

Kimi's thoughts "Why am I wet...."
A minuttes later Kimi was asked on an interview "We didnt see You in that presentation of Mclaren, Where were You?"
Kimi asnwered "I was having a pee"

Terminator 4 scriptwriters running out of ideas: meet the Liquid McLaren T-1000

Quote from tristancliffe :

Evidence that driver aids were getting out of hand were proved correct when drivers started having no bodies from the waist down.

ROFLMAO
Tristan, your go.

Somebody slap tristan in the face for forgetting this precious thread.

There's probably a rule about no bitch slapping on the forums so they'd better be male.

Quote from Alkanphel :

I'll post then, thanks.
The Iceman. Literally.

i kno we are waiting on tristan but!
here's mine..
"He's Cold As Ice, Willing To Sacrifice"

for the noobs its a song by "foreigner-cold as ice" google it

Taking his turn, had to be done......

Look mum! Over 10 degrees of negative camber!

MUM WTF!! I SAID F1 NOT INDY U NOOB!

"Daddy, who is that man with the camera? Will I be famous?"

DK

Leo Roberts sets a world record by being the first 2-year-old driver in a racing series. (Yes, this is Scawen's son (How old is Leo really?))

''Who set up this front wing??!! Bloody useless mechanics!....''

If I fall back onto this car, will I be flipped up into the air?

Mommy: "Sorry dear, there's no room for the kiddy carrier in that car."

"Daddy this bloke is saying a slip angle curve should have a big falloff after peak, sort him out will you."

"Mom!! that noob (Eric) says I cant drive!"

Quote from Blas89 :

"Mom!! that noob (Eric) says I cant drive!"

Your turn

Yahoo

Ross Brawn steels himself against the pong from Fernando's armpit.

Alonso clearly isn't happy as Michael squeezes his arse in the same way he does to his...


wheel!

I'm blue dab a dee dab a dai..................

The Red Men and the Blue Man had a race...

Sing it to THIS tune.

So the judge asks who will be next WC? (Fernando raises hands, and they all had a good laugh)

(On TG, after picture is shown):

Schumi's done a Hammond!