Hans, turn off zee anti grafiti defise, NOW!

K

Singing- I'm flying to get away.....

Well thats f*cked it, what a DRAG!

the driver's jedi power was revealed in this amazing event

The first annual bike throwing championships were a success, dispite the fact some competitors really didn't get the idea of throwing their bike, instead of driving them.

"In mother Russia, the bike is driving You!"

Who put this 'wheelie' great bar on the back of my bike? They deserve a slap!

"OMG were high!"

Quote from Blackout :

The first annual bike throwing championships were a success, dispite the fact some competitors really didn't get the idea of throwing their bike, instead of driving them.

Winner.

no response

[guy with camera] Hey, look, his trousers are down! [takes photo]

(best in American accent!)

My attempt is attached...

Here's mine!

"damnit, I knew I shouldn't have let Alonso borrow my Ferrari, now the seat doesn't fit!"

/F1 noob

"Guys guys take me out quickly I wanna have a sh!t"

Aw no...you got the conversion wrong from feet to inches!

Quote from Blas89 :

"Guys guys take me out quickly I wanna have a sh!t"

yr turn

Go ahead!

Juan Pablo Montoya's early days of racing single seaters were not that different to his last.

Doriiiiiiiiiiiiiiifto!

OR

Screw you guys. I'm going THIS way

OR

I can see you...

following this incident on lap 9 car #21 was promptly disqualified for having non mirrored decals on its right side

Pitradio: Yes Mr Gronholm, you are absolutely right - they would handle better with dirt tyres, but can you please just use the tarmac for now?

Damn it, did Scawen say more or less camber in 36 ???

Race Control : Could the chav who's trying to drift a formula ford, please return to the pits.

Nooby Cruiser: sum1 tow me