The online racing simulator
If real life was like LFS...
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#26 - th84
I would have a custom horn that spoke when I pressed it.....

"BLUE FLAG YOU STUPID NOOB!!!!11!!"
Quote from 5haz :Temporary roadworks barriers are weighted down by filling them with Nitroglycerin instead of water, causing them to vioelntly explode if you hit them sending your car several hundred feet into the air!

that's a good one! BTW, when are they going to fix that glitch?
Quote from The Very End :The amount of people killed on the road would be x1000 higher than today, thats for sure!

I disagree. You can not die in LFS, therefore if life was like LFS, you could not die. But......

....depending on where you were, you could get votebanned from existance for 12 hours, or admin banned from existance forever.

If real life was like LFS, there would no longer be these 16 year old kids driving around with upside down wings running around with their fartcans mounted on their 4 door Ford Tempo cars because "LFS is a racing simulator!" and ricer kits do not apply!

Of course at nearly every street corner, you would have a large group of people just hanging out arguing about "why don't no one like drifters?" All other street corners not holding this argument would have a large group of people arguing about oval racing.

Instead of simply being able to click on topics in a forum, Tristan would be one tired dude having to run all around from street corner to street corner as he will surely feel the need to argue at each one
well, one thing for sure, we would have computers and toilets installed in our cars... since noone can get out of them...
Eh if real life was like LFS I would die from the lag. Imagin stoping at traffic lights, then it turns green n u kick the throttle but it stays and as soon as it turns back red u let go but it still goes.

Teh lag. Definetly the lag that would cause most road accidents.
Quote from evilpimp :Eh if real life was like LFS I would die from the lag. Imagin stoping at traffic lights, then it turns green n u kick the throttle but it stays and as soon as it turns back red u let go but it still goes.

Teh lag. Definetly the lag that would cause most road accidents.

not if you install a better computer in ur car
Ahah.

Ahhhh Im having trouble with the FFB :S!!!! (bang, hit the wall.)

or

Uh oh the pedals r sliping awayyyy

I can just imagin that...
If real life were like LFS then we wouldn't need a racing simulator.

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Quote from shiny_red_cobra :If real life were like LFS then we wouldn't need a racing simulator.

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Touche, my friend.:fence:
Quote from shiny_red_cobra :If real life were like LFS then we wouldn't need a racing simulator.

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errrm... i think you got it backwards...

but we don't need racing simulators...the physics in real life is already perfect...

oh, i get it, you can't die, and you can repair your car in a couple of keystrokes...gotcha... but then that would make motorsports not really as popular as it is... especially rallying, since noone will have died in group b rallies in the 80's and rallying would be nowhere today...
Yes, everyone rallys becuase people died... Do people also practice suicide because others have killed themselves too?

Idiot.
Yeah, good thing those Romans introduced chariots in the Colosseum events, shear marketing genius. Pity they remove wheel-scythes from vehicles nowadays, all this PC stuff is sad.
If real life was like LFS, then motorsport would be a lot cheaper.

But we'd have to share the track with teenage skidders, nervous crawlers, incompetent wreckers, old women chatters and the like.
Harjun would be killed when he tried to over clock his pc.
Well if LFS was real life then I guess I'd Disconnect which kind of means I'd die??? because of crappy Nildram!
When something's in slow motion, would you think it lags?

:P

DK
Quote from Stang70Fastback :Win.

You mean epic win?

Few more here
We'd all have flame wars about people who talk while driving :P
We'd have people screaming 'BLUE FLAG NOOB' on the roads
Also have fruit-burning conventions

DK
And even if you were bad with names, you'd always know EVERYONE'S name, due to the giant floating tag over their person(s) and the fact that every time they entered a room, their name would appear in the upper left corner of your vision.
#45 - 5haz
You would be able to change your gender at the click of a button

Some people will gloat at the fact they can turn their arms 900 degrees on the wheel, while others can only do 270, some people will have no arms and will have to get a pet mouse to do the steering for them!
On Your way to school(work) you would have over 20 accidents

And like some of us would get seriously injured like 35 times a day
#47 - MR_B
Quote from Fredthebest :Well if LFS was real life then I guess I'd Disconnect which kind of means I'd die??? because of crappy Nildram!


offtopic: Got a team mate "Horrgakx" also has Mildrid internet, has major trouble connecting too, maybe you should contact him?
Everyone would drive around "kyoto" to earn as much money as possible.

The cops would ram you into a wall after 5 secs of a chase €1000 FINE PAY NOWZ OR GETS BANNZORED!!11oneeleventwentyfour


And what about lerts?
Quote from mrodgers :
Instead of simply being able to click on topics in a forum, Tristan would be one tired dude having to run all around from street corner to street corner as he will surely feel the need to argue at each one

LOL! That made my day

Few more from me:

You'd go into some rooms and be given cards that say kick and ban, but you could only use them once
You'd never have to worry about food, only about a mysterious effect called 'lag'.

@Niko, why raving marshalls? O_O

DK
What would being banned from the master server because you suck, be compared to?

Being banned from life because you suck at it?

If real life was like LFS...
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