Ahh that's how it will be written, in the anals of time.. leader of the fourth reichtum..

straight into the bowels of perdition

Quote from thisnameistaken :

One swallow does not make a summer.

Now get back to the mines before I have you flogged for your insolence.

Okay okay, but you should admit that your popularity decreased by 10%
And Dave's telling the truth. Never drop the soap!

I would like to nominate popps258 for this month:

http://www.lfsforum.net/showthread.php?t=42461
Yes started last month but JTbo got the honours so...
http://www.lfsforum.net/showthread.php?t=42499

Quote from the_angry_angel :

Off Topic:
"LFS Forums: Where the moderators will make you cry"

Make of that what you will..

That is why you should always use KY.

Quote from thisnameistaken :

One swallow does not make a summer.

But after you've swallowed for the first time it just becomes easier and easier...

Quote from nihil :

But after you've swallowed for the first time it just becomes easier and easier...

Good grief...i sure as hell didn't know what i was doing when i started this thread

I'm going to give up LFS as well, your all a bunch of sick puppies

Quote from nihil :

But after you've swallowed for the first time it just becomes easier and easier...

Once the gag reflex goes away, you need help.

Kev... <.<

Quote from dawesdust_12 :

Once the gag reflex goes away, you need help.

Kev... <.<

No gag reflex is a good thing, it means you can do deep throat.

I think this is going beyond even my boundaries of taste and decency.

No puns on the word taste, please, Dustin.

Quote from thisnameistaken :

I think this is going beyond even my boundaries of taste and decency.

We know it's gone too far in that case.

Poor old JTbo would have the rope around his neck already if he saw this. Lucky for him he's left this seething hotbed of tolerance

EDIT:- Who in gods name voted this a 5 star thread?

Quote from The Moose :

I'm going to give up LFS as well, your all a bunch of sick puppies

your other favourite sim community wont be much better if you consider british porn vs italian porn... you should be glad this game isnt developed by germans

Quote from Shotglass :

you should be glad this game isnt developed by germans

That's funny, I would have imagined that germans would be quite good at engineering everything precice. I believe that in heaven engineering is done by germans, cooking by the french and love-making by the Italians. And all would be organized by the swiss.

In hell the chefs are british, lovers are german, engineers french and all is kept in order by the Italians.

Old, bad joke, sorry!

Quote from hyntty :

In hell the chefs are british

What the f**k!!!!

Damn good job I'm going to hell then.

I can only assume that you are pointing to the expertise of british chefs in making healthy food. But in fact it isn't healthy at all. It tastes bad for some other reason.

Quote from hyntty :

It tastes bad for some other reason.

Coming from someone who lives in the land of Cabbage Rolls,Karelian Rice Pasties,Stuffed Pike and Reindeer meat (the Moose' friend )
I don't think your in any position to criticize our food

Quote from The Moose :

Coming from someone who lives in the land of Cabbage Rolls,Karelian Rice Pasties,Stuffed Pike and Reindeer meat (the Moose' friend )
I don't think your in any position to criticize our food

Ah yes, traditional British Grub, Curry, Chinese, and Pizza. Or at least, that is what owners of take away places are claiming in protest over new immigration rules.

Quote from hyntty :

cooking by the french and love-making by the Italians.

The other way around.

What exactly is wrong with Karelian Pies?

I'll possibly need to fit nitrous to my oven to be able to make them (would like to try though)

Quote from duke_toaster :

I'll possibly need to fit nitrous to my oven to be able to make them (would like to try though)

Easy, I think Jtbo has all the info you need!

http://www.lfsforum.net/showthread.php?t=36195

Quote from P5YcHoM4N :

Ah yes, traditional British Grub, Curry, Chinese, and Pizza.

Nothing more traditionally British than curry ... Had Kegeree for breakfast this morning... Mmmmmm...

Quote from Shotglass :

iirc he never bothered to answer the question whether lesbians are ok and considering his wannabe macho ways i guess hes ok with her... after all lesbians are porn efficient

:sigh: Guys and their love for lipstick lesbians. The reality is that few if any lesbians are any less butch than JTbo! I once got taken to Truckfest for a date...

Quote from Becky Rose :

I once got taken to Truckfest for a date...

Nothing strange in that - it's normally a show for all tastes. Oh wait... Truck...

Quote from Becky Rose :

:sigh: Guys and their love for lipstick lesbians. The reality is that few if any lesbians are any less butch than JTbo! I once got taken to Truckfest for a date...

luckily porn and fantasies defy all reason so go on youll never be able to make reality invade our male me time