this thread is stupid, pointless and probaply will be locked soon but i found this picture what shows how you can get antigravity
http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/antigravity.gif

lmfao,and nice,but should work if you attach cats to each other,*gonna go try*

Rofl!

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lmfao,and nice,but should work if you attach cats to each other,*gonna go try*

Or just butter both sides of a piece of bread. No need for cat

Funny picture btw

Theres a serious flaw in that.

Seeing as toaster only lands butter side down when its falling. (Say, off the counter)

If its sitting on something however...it can't spin and therefor land on the butter side.

2 cats on the other hand...you may have something there!

I don't think two cats (cats because pieces of toast would be too simple) attached together will create antigravity. It's more like a propeller effect: Maybe you could work out how fast the cats need to spin in order to lift themselves http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Propeller#Thrust_and_torque

Just take a slice of bread and put butter on both sides. It creates a divide by zero problem and as a result the bread turns into singularity.

Physics!

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Just take a slice of bread and put butter on both sides. It creates a divide by zero problem and as a result the bread turns into singularity.

Physics!

What have you done?,it created a blockhole for me

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What have you done?,it created a blockhole for me

Too much butter.

you think so?,what am i gonna say to my mother now?,all the kitchen supplys are gone now

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you think so?,what am i gonna say to my mother now?,all the kitchen supplys are gone now

Calm down! Just take another slice of bread and don't put butter on either side. That ought to solve teh problem.

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you think so?,what am i gonna say to my mother now?,all the kitchen supplys are gone now

say the regular, our dog ate them or you can say they got into washer

well no,cause we live in a flat,and the part of the house is missing where the kitchen was,just a big hole

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Just take a slice of bread and put butter on both sides. It creates a divide by zero problem and as a result the bread turns into singularity.

Physics!

Reminds me of this:

Sod the toast and kittehs, just break out a nice cup of tea

Quote from HHGTTG :

The Heart of Gold was the prototype ship for infinitely improbable travel. The principle is that as its drive reaches infinite improbability, the ship passes simultaneously through every conceivable and non-conceivable point in every conceivable and non-conceivable universe (in other words, when one activates the Infinite Improbability Drive, the ship is literally everywhere at once). It is then possible to decide at which point you actually want to be when improbability levels decrease.
It is the infinite improbability drive in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy that saves Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect from certain death by asphyxiation in deep space after being thrown out of the Vogon ship; the improbable odds against being rescued being two raised to the power of the Islington (London) flat phone number where Arthur had met Tricia McMillan, aka Trillian, who is aboard the Heart of Gold with Zaphod Beeblebrox. Incidentally, Adams explained in the annotated volume of the original radio scripts that it was the eviction of Arthur and Ford out the spacelock of the Vogon ship that led to his own "invention" of the Infinite Improbability Drive. Adams realized that he had worked the story into a dead end, thinking in frustration that the only solutions would be "infinitely improbable." In a flash of insight and what Adams called "mental jujitsu", the Infinite Improbability Drive was born.
In the third book, the Infinite Improbability Drive is discovered to be the Golden Bail of Prosperity in the Wikkit Gate. It is stolen by the white Krikkit robots, however, it was returned and the Heart of Gold returned to operational status.
An earlier attempt at using the improbability drive, Starship Titanic, was also mentioned. In theory, the infinite improbability drive would make it infinitely improbable that anything would go wrong. It was not successful, however, ending in a "Spontaneous Massive Existence Failure." This was because, in these earlier times when the nature of improbability was less well understood, it was not appreciated that any event that is infinitely improbable will, by definition, occur almost immediately.
Because of such problems with the infinite improbability drive, efforts were made to find an alternative. For example, since it is well known that nothing travels faster than bad news, research was done and a prototype drive system created. However, spaceships powered with bad news were soon found to be so profoundly unwelcome whenever they arrived anywhere that it really was not worth the trip. Eventually we learn that IID has been superseded by the Bistromathic drive, based on the alternative mathematics used by waiters in restaurants, which has the advantage of not having improbable side effects or improbable things going wrong. The Starship Bistromath is more maneuverable than the Heart of Gold, but it seems that the Heart of Gold is still the faster of the two.
The engines of the drive manipulate the ship in such a way that it exists in every possible existence and will, by law of probability, eventually end up at its destination