A Fate Worse Than Death.....?
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Quote from beefyman666 :Volvo drivers drink Volvotine, Ovaltine is for pussies.

I'd still say that owning a Volvo is the best cure for imsomnia
Insomnia sucks, only recently have I returned to a remotely normal sleeping pattern, but now its stupidly hot and I can't get to sleep because of that instead!
I'm also a hard-core insomniac Just last night i went to bed at 2 am, couldn't sleep till 4:00, remembering there was an NBA finals and wathcing that till about 6:00 and "sleeping" till 08:30 when alarm for work went off...
Well, what have you tried to fall asleep?

I have basically 3 techniques which help, though they might be placebos:

1) drink a cup of hot milk with honey
2) drink a beer
3) Wank. Honestly, a good 3-4 minutes of wanking is usually enough to knock me out. For increased effect add a girlfriend.
Quote from ColeusRattus :
3) Wank. Honestly, a good 3-4 minutes of wanking is usually enough to knock me out. For increased effect add a girlfriend.

Only because your horniness is the reason for your insomnia to start off...
I wonder do you go into a coma if you do all 3 at the same time
From Tuesday to Friday I had about 3-4 hours sleep everynight, going back to work and being up at 7am for the first time in a couple of months is harder than I thought.

Though, on the Friday I went to bed at 1am and woke up at 1.30pm, so I caught up.
Quote from dougie-lampkin :I wonder do you go into a coma if you do all 3 at the same time

if we don't hear from you for the next 19 years, then the answer is yes.
I can't try, can't find any honey
Buy and consume some Waggle Dance. Beer with (little) honey in it.
Beer and honey? Gotta see this
sounds like something horrible.

Something really bad happens, every time they mix beer with something, it tastes like utter crap.
Like the Cola-Bier i tasted in Germany, and some banana-beer, and those all so awesome cannabis beers.

Two good things don't necessarily make up a very good thing.
Quote from Fuse5 :sounds like something horrible.

Something really bad happens, every time they mix beer with something, it tastes like utter crap.
Like the Cola-Bier i tasted in Germany, and some banana-beer, and those all so awesome cannabis beers.

Two good things don't necessarily make up a very good thing.

Cola and beer tastes good.. So does lemonade and beer... Spa and beer just sucks
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A Fate Worse Than Death.....?
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