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#52 - th84
Some say that he smells of elderberries, and some just say he smells...now what the hell is a stig?
I got it, he doesn't likes a site a-la-Chuck Norris.It's not the same, I also have a funny biography.Yet again I'm telling you to stop criticizing before you've seen it so just visit the blog, it's not exactly what you'd expect.
Quote from th84 :Some say that he smells of elderberries, and some just say he smells...now what the hell is a stig?

So...you saying "Zeuginminiodemdumthingybob"....is....THE Stig ?

Makes sense tbh, German, listens to elevator music, has no sense of humour, confused by clouds, and is afraid of ducks...
Quote from Dajmin :I'd rather see the facts get seperated from the fiction so we can try to work out exactly who he is, because I think it's likely that some of what Clarkson says is actually true.

Looking at that blog page, we can whittle it down.
"tongue can strip paint" could just be that he makes nasty comments about people (there's a couple that mention his tongue, so this makes it more likely to be true).
"doesn't know he's wearing white clothes" could be that he's simply colourblind.

Work on it guys. Then the LFS community can get publicised around the world (and on Top Gear) as the people who worked it out

And he gets a kick out of doing things he's scared of...

He's afraid of ducks...
He sucks the juice out of ducks...

You can't do both!
Guys!! I made a great fact: Some say he bitted off a badger's head (refering to Ozzy Osbourne). You can see other invented facts at the blog
Quote from The Very End :Hope he's not the Stig. The whole point is to not know who the Stig is

This once and only this once, I have to agree with you.
Quote from BAMBO :Guys!! I made a great fact: Some say he bitted off a badger's head (refering to Ozzy Osbourne). You can see other invented facts at the blog


Even that guy is covering up his ears so he can't hear your jokes.

The blog ain't that great either, want to see a good blog? Go check out www.darkroastedblend.com
Quote from sgt.flippy :
Even that guy is covering up his ears so he can't hear your jokes.

The blog ain't that great either, want to see a good blog? Go check out www.darkroastedblend.com

Well at least I don't have a cat's name as a nickname and something tells me if Jeremy Clarkson would have said it, you would be laughing.
Some say... that when he loose a race, LFS gets a new Patch... all we know is... he's called the Stig!
Quote from Boris Lozac :Some say... that when he loose a race, LFS gets a new Patch... all we know is... he's called the Stig!

That means that we will never get a new patch.
Quote from BAMBO :Well at least I don't have a cat's name as a nickname and something tells me if Jeremy Clarkson would have said it, you would be laughing.

Nope, Jeremy Clarkson wouldn't make it funny either.

P.S. What does that have to do with my nickname, you misspelled Bambi
Quote from sgt.flippy :Nope, Jeremy Clarkson wouldn't make it funny either.

P.S. What does that have to do with my nickname, you misspelled Bambi

If you where a bit more informed, you would have known who Bambo is.Actaully why am I disturbed about this? We have scientifically proof that you have no understanding of humour.
Let's google bambo for the people unaware who bambo is...

First page I get is a correction to bamboO

Second link... well, look for yourself
http://www.spiritofnature.co.uk/acatalog/bambonappies.html

Third link is virus description

Fourth link is a diner in Holland

Fifth link, oh, look at the second link again, it's about the same

If an important person doesn't show up on page 1 on google, he's not important!

So please, enlighten me and tell me who Bambo is? And humour is a relative thing really, I thought you failed, anyone who thinks you succeeded with your joke is free to express his feelings.


BTW, again, google thinks I'm right:
http://images.google.be/images ... ;um=1&sa=N&tab=wi
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You know what, I'm gonna ignore you for the good of this thread.
Quote from BAMBO :You know what, I'm gonna ignore you for the good of this thread.

You at least have to tell me who Bambo is..
Quote from BAMBO :You know what, I'm gonna ignore you for the good of this thread.

What "good"?
Can you tell me who Bambo is, other than what dyslexic Pandas eat?

Also, you said you didn't want Chuck Norris facts, but you're quite happy to regurgitate unoriginal, unfunny stuff based on Ozzy Osbourne? Isn't that a bit ironic?

99% of Clarkson's quotes on the Stig are funny. 99% of yours aren't.
Quote from tristancliffe :Can you tell me who Bambo is, other than what dyslexic Pandas eat?

Also, you said you didn't want Chuck Norris facts, but you're quite happy to regurgitate unoriginal, unfunny stuff based on Ozzy Osbourne? Isn't that a bit ironic?

99% of Clarkson's quotes on the Stig are funny. 99% of yours aren't.

Listen here, Jeremy Clarkson facts are also based on celebrity news.
For example : If you insult his mother, he will head butt you in the chest. (A reference to Zinedine Zidan being sent off in the finals of the 2006 FIFA World Cup. And I won't tell you who Bambo is, my nickname wouldn't be a nickname anymore but I will give you a hint ,,He was in a PC game" and he represents the good side.
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