Quote from JO53PHS :

Exact age.

Well, i'm 17 and 30 days...

Go lick a dead fish.

Quote from jibber :

But IF something happens, then it won't be funny anymore. That's all I'm saying.

Assuming he does get hurt: then, statistically, I assume your assumption is more probable than the validation of the assumption which would cause your assumption to be valid. However, let's postulate the possibility of making assumptions being a product of assuming one's assumptions have a higher probability of being valid if you assume the validity itself is not based on assumption.

I wish you the best in your road to fail Jakg.

Quote from Jakg :

Well, i'm 17 and 30 days...

I predict a crash in 1 year, 125 days, and 4 hours

Quote from Migz :

But then because we - the lfs community - love him so much we shall cry like in the pokemon movie (i cried at that)(the bit where ash gets like mewez and then turns into a rock and all the pokemon cry and he comes back) and then he shall come back to life.

right..... ill just pretend thats normal

when i got my 500 cc 2nd bike i got the paranoia some people were doing bets on my future, i disregard it as fantasy

but now after seeing how people does bets on this cases many times im not so sure it was a paranoia

It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you hun .

LOL.

I do hope that when I crash (it's a when i'm sure ) i get one of your dates right to make you feel guilty!

I guess the day you will crash you will moan that it was the vehicles fault, and not admit you did a mistake

I think it will happen when he accelerates out of a junction and forces the engine up to 7500RPM (like in LFS), which the poor Proton can't handle, so the engine breaks and bits and pieces go flying everywhere. Then a sprocket hits him square between the eyes and his head explodes.

Nah, I think you'll be fine. Driving on a road is so much different from racing (real or sim) that you won't confuse the two. As long as you satisfy your "hunger for speed" through LFS you'll be allright.

Reasons why I'll crash - I used my left foot to brake in my real car before a bend.

Ups.

Quote from Jakg :

Reasons why I'll crash - I used my right foot to brake in my real car before a bend.

Ups.

You're supposed to use your right foot, you're not on a race track and braking before a bend is usually safer than braking after the bend when you're upside down in a ditch.

I know i'm meant to use my right foot - i've never made that mistake before. But i made it twice in my car

No-one noticed, but it felt very very wierd (and my foot pushed the pedal way harder than I meant to).

I think Jakqui will be in a fancy restaurant with his hot new girlfriend who is totally smitten with his mum's old Proton, he'll be pouring the wine and saying something like "Yeah they were expensive but you've got to have awesome rims on a Proton" when a man in a blazer walks in and says "Is that your sick ass Proton parked outside?". Jacqui will nod and smile knowingly, and the man will continue "Well it's just rolled back into my bus".

Jacqui unhurt.

Nice one Kev, you should write a novel based on the infamous Jakg.

Quote from Jakg :

Reasons why I'll crash - I used my right foot to brake in my real car before a bend.

Ups.

Quote from Jakg :

I know i'm meant to use my right foot - i've never made that mistake before. But i made it twice in my car

No-one noticed, but it felt very very wierd (and my foot pushed the pedal way harder than I meant to).

Did you mean in your first post that you left foot braked?

Oh - edited!

(Yes i did mean I used my Left foot).

When I was learning to drive there was no danger of me confusing a racing game with real life. The closest we had in those days might have been Atari's Pole Position, which was obviously nothing like driving a real car.

I've wondered what it must be like for teenagers of today learning to drive after growing up on modern racing sims.

To be honest I don't think sim racing helps in any way when driving a real car, nothing in them can prepare you for the real thing.

nono, his rear wing will create so much downforce that the road tyres arnt capable of handling so much grip and eventually he'll keep driving straight and crashes somewere because he cant tuuuurn

i think his rear wing will fall of and get under the car so he skiddes of the road into a lake, and then THE END of Jakg

I cant say much, as alot of people on here think im gonna crash the first day i get my licence due to owning such a car, but never the less...

...I think jack will have his first crash in the first year of driving, but it wont really be a crash as such. I think he's going to go too fast round a corner, and understeer into a kerb...damaging his mega expensive hubcaps.

That car wont attract any girls lol. The rims are really pwzors

any fartzaust?

All honesty, I think I'm more likely to crash, doing.. 100+ around a road that I'm sposed to do.. 50 or so... Driving fast = fun!