Haha, why should I need a doctor, what I would need probally would be more ..mental help

I don't know about you all, but I am currently talking to someone that tells his real name as 'Sean' and it is very interesting, been talking to him for the last half an hour and he doesn't talk about random crap.

Oh, and the people aren't random as they all know the muffin man.

beefymannnnn

Quote from Takumi_lfs :

beefymannnnn

I gots found.

That site should be called anicechatwithalfsforumuser.net

Speed-chat

Gofast: lfsforum?
James: what
Gofast: fail

Gofast: lfsforum
Evad: huh?
Gofast: fail

Gofast: fail
Gofast: lfsforum?
Gofast: ur male
Gofast: lol
Gofast: acting like a girl is old
Shaniqua: et yo puppy dog ass back in the trench

bob: How do
Gofast: lfsforum?
bob: what?
Gofast: fail
bob: **** you

Quote from Takumi_lfs :

Speed-chat

Gofast: lfsforum?
James: what
Gofast: fail

Gofast: lfsforum
Evad: huh?
Gofast: fail

Gofast: fail
Gofast: lfsforum?
Gofast: ur male
Gofast: lol
Gofast: acting like a girl is old
Shaniqua: et yo puppy dog ass back in the trench

bob: How do
Gofast: lfsforum?
bob: what?
Gofast: fail
bob: **** you

U fail to, only funny ones

hey, they are funny. I can't do anything about it you belhgg

8letters: dude
8letters: love me plz
8letters: hard
8letters: in the ass
Gofast: fail

I got 8letters a fair few times, he/she said one word and terminated.

Gofast: hello
DB: Hey guy
DB: how's the fishing?
Gofast: how are you?
DB: I'm mudkipz
Gofast: I ****ed all mudkipz
DB: Tell me about it
Gofast: was the one from yesterday you?
DB: Probably
DB: I get ****ed a lot
Gofast: im sorry for you
DB: Eh
DB: It's not so bad
Gofast: I'm wild in sex
Gofast: I always punch asses
DB: Mudkipz
DB: Do not have asses
DB: I will fight you on this
Gofast: well, you have an anus right?
DB: Yes
Gofast: that''s ure ass
DB: No
Gofast: and I punched it
Gofast: it is broken now
DB: You punched my anus?
DB: That's messed up
DB: In like 5 ways
Gofast: im sorry
DB: It's alright
DB: Anyway
DB: I'm off to go play the game.
DB: I hope I don't lose.
Gofast: but you just 8letters: dude8letters: love me plz8letters: hard8letters: in the assGofast: fail
Gofast: fail
DB: WUT
Gofast: im the fail hunter
DB: Do the impossible
Gofast: and you just got failed
DB: See the invisible
DB: Row
DB: Row
DB: Fight da power
Gofast: BOOM FAIL

Something about coke bottles.

craaazy: hey
François: HELP!1
craaazy: :o
François: I accidentally a coke bottle! Is this bad?
craaazy: huh...you crazzzzzy
François: you are
François: I'm françois
François: but is this bad?
craaazy: noo im craaazy, your crazzzzy
François: no,
craaazy: erm..
François: help me to the coke bottle
craaazy: i would if i knew wtf your chatting about
François: but I accidentally a WHOOOLE BOTTLE!
craaazy: accidentally what?
François: a coke bottle
craaazy: erm...ok
François: hold on a sec. I need to the bottle
François:
craaazy:
craaazy: where you from?
François: sorry, it's just hard that I'm trying to talk to you and I'm having a hard time trying when the whole bottle accidentally LOL
François: NL
François: French ancestors
craaazy: oh
François: You see, I was accidentally in the playground, with the poles, and then a couple of guys came with these cocacola bottles
craaazy: really?
François: they were up to no good, and then they were and then I accidentally THE WHOLE BOTTLE
craaazy: whoa
craaazy: thats some crazy shiz dude!!
François: and my mum got scared
François: she said "you accidentally the whole bottle with your aunt and uncle in bel-air"
François: and I whistled for a coca cola truck and it said Fresh on the side and Ice on the rear
craaazy: lol
François: on the bottle which I
François: accidentally
François:
François: have you ever with a bottle?
craaazy: erm..
François: don't tell me I'm the only one here who ever a coke bottle
craaazy: im guessing u like watching fresh prince of bel air
craaazy:
François:
François: But it's hard when you a coke bottle
craaazy: yeah

Sorry but is there anyone else who doesn't find this any funny at all?

I do hope your François

Quote from Jakg :

I do hope you're François

Ofcourse I am.

Anna: hi
321: howdy
Anna: asl [in my circle of friends that means anal, sex, love?]
321: no, yes, no
Anna: ...Excuse me?
[lost connection here]

I really know how to sweet talk the wimminz.

ahoho: hilary duff?
Dog: woof
ahoho: cw hilary duff?
Dog: woof
ahoho: woof woof hilary duff?
Dog: woof woof she sucks
Dog: woof woof my ass
Dog: woof woof
ahoho: woof woof up your ass?
ahoho: is she hiding there?
ahoho: woof?
ahoho: hilary duff?
Dog: woof woof
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Katy: The Game, You Lost
Dog: woof
Katy: wft gtfo
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Dog: woof
Ruth: cat
Dog: woof
Ruth: meow
Dog: woof
Dog: woof
Dog: woof
Dog: woof
Dog: woof
Dog: woof
Dog: woof
Ruth: purrrrrr
Dog: woof
Dog: woof
Dog: bark
Dog: howlll;
Dog: howlll;\
Ruth: *pulls tale* shurrp
Dog:
Dog: SEXY TINE
Ruth: *cleans*
Dog: WOOOF!!!!
Dog: WPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFF!!!!
Ruth: MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Dog: wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif
Ruth: *scratch*
Dog: wooof
Dog: ops
Ruth: wiff?? lmao
Dog: :/
Dog: lol
Ruth: pmsl
Dog: i mean
Dog: woof
Dog: pmful
Dog:
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james: woof
Dog: wooof?
Dog: wppf
Dog: woof
james: meow
Dog: woof
james: moooooooooo
Dog: woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Dog: wo****
Dog: :"
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I WAS DOG IN THOSE!!!
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My first go

Messy: hi
Carrie: Howdy
Messy: I'm A Messy boy......
Carrie: I'm a very messy gurl
Messy: nice, I have a messy bedroom.
Carrie: I have a messy c**t from all the cocks I have taken today
Messy: How much per hour?
Carrie: 2 USD
Messy: What does this include?
Carrie: will let you fill my ass wiv your manly liquid
Messy: anything else?
Carrie: I give deamon blowjobs and can take a fist
Messy: But i have two fists.....
Carrie: get them both in
Messy: I have 2 legs aswell.
Carrie: hmmm I have taken one foot
Carrie: dunno about 2
Carrie: will charge you extra
Messy: Dam, do you accept credit cards?
Carrie: Yeah I have paypal
Carrie: oh and I have one smooooth pussy
Messy: ok and will you love me long time?
Carrie: oh yes, as long as you play with my silky smooth pussy
Carrie: my mother is hot too
Carrie: can she join?
Messy: sure, has she got any good tricks?
Carrie: yeah she has a cock
Messy: how was you born then?
Carrie: anally
Messy: do you have a dad?
Carrie: yeah I give him head
Messy: He must be proud...
Carrie: suck him dry
Messy: Do you like corn flakes?
Carrie: only in seaman
Messy: your weird

Lost Connection.

Another

Dommy: hello
Dommy: u a dirty gl
Messy: Oh Yes
Dommy: oh baby what would you do
Messy: I haven;t washed in weeks
Dommy: i dnt care

First time i didnt meet anyone weird and the guy was actually cool, but too many long pauses for me.

moot: Hello
LFSFourm: Hai
LFSFourm: How are you?
moot: What forum is LFSForum?
moot: fine
LFSFourm: Its a message board where everyone acts like ****s to people who haven't donated 40 bucks
LFSFourm: google it plox
moot: I also come from a forum
LFSFourm: Coolbeans
moot: It is filled with strange and creepy people
LFSFourm: lolwut
LFSFourm: i kinda joined this site expecting the same
moot: yeah
moot: a lot of my fellow forum members are on right now
LFSFourm: ha trying to meet up with the same people from the fourm?
moot: hehe yeah
LFSFourm: that was my whole goal XD
LFSFourm: oh well Bai

/me trys again

so.. what was the possibility of this
moot: Were no strangers to loveYou know the rules and so do iA full commitments what Im thinking ofYou wouldnt get this from any other guyI just wanna tell you how Im feelingGotta make you understand* never gonna give you upNever gonna let you downNever gonna run around and desert youNever gonna make you cryNever gonna say goodbyeNever gonna tell a lie a
lfsforum: hi
lfsforum: rick roll huh

Lolwut: can i ride you
Llama: Hi Lolwut
Lolwut: can i?
Llama: Naw, don't ride me.
Lolwut: i has no horse to ride
Llama: My back is very sensitive and wak.
Llama: wak
Lolwut: lolwut
Llama: weak too
Lolwut: wak? is that japanise?
Llama: It's Llamanese.
Lolwut: Oh damn
Llama: You may ride me IF YOU MUST.
Llama: For you have no horse.
Lolwut: YESH
Lolwut: my horse was killed by a stampede of jews
Llama: ARGh, those jews.
Lolwut: Yes we must throw them down a well ya?
Llama: Why were they stampeding?
Llama: Did your horse drop moneys?
Lolwut: My sister was a raging prostitute who slept with chiristians
Lolwut: they did not like that
Llama: But why did horse have to pay for her sins.. :[
Lolwut: she was riding it and got shot by a jew's unorthodox markmanship

Im lolwut Sorry to all the jewsish, the borat movie suddenly came to mind as i connected to the chat.

lfsforum: hi
emmy: hello
lfsforum: how are you
emmy: fine
emmy: how are you?
lfsforum: good
lfsforum: thanks for sking
lfsforum: askin*
emmy: thats good : )
lfsforum: yeea
emmy: so how old are you?
lfsforum: asl
lfsforum: 18
lfsforum: you?
emmy: 17
lfsforum:
lfsforum: good
lfsforum: so who told you about this
emmy: i just stumbled it.
emmy: this is my first time on this thing
emmy: im jus trynna kill time.
emmy: how bout you?
lfsforum: a forum
lfsforum: it's good for killin time
emmy: haha yeah..
emmy: so wuts ur name?
lfsforum: jake
lfsforum: you'rs
emmy: Maryam
emmy: but i go by emmy.
lfsforum: i see
lfsforum: you know deviantart?
emmy: mm nope
emmy: who or wuts that?
lfsforum: www.deviantart.com
lfsforum: the best art from the internet
emmy: ohh
emmy: where do u live?
emmy: not to throw off the art subject lol
lfsforum: mexico
lfsforum: you?
emmy: ohh wow
emmy: california
lfsforum: why wow
emmy: i didnt think this thing would be that broad.
lfsforum: lol
emmy: lol
lfsforum: from what city
emmy: LA
lfsforum: that's big
emmy: lol yeaah
lfsforum: you're the 1st person that i talk to, that it's not weird

I think Chan has fell in love with that site
I tried one more discussion earlier today, and I ended up with one named something crazy I canot even write, but he was all about talking about comets that were going to screw us all .

its borrring

Quote from The Very End :

I think Chan has fell in love with that site
I tried one more discussion earlier today, and I ended up with one named something crazy I canot even write, but he was all about talking about comets that were going to screw us all .

So Lerts has found his way to Anicechat.net

Quote from hrtburnout :

So Lerts has found his way to Anicechat.net

LOL!

found one of my mates on there and decided to wind him up, he didn't know he was talking to me (I'm that guy)

that guy: HELLO
ZOTEZ: hi mate
that guy: hows life
ZOTEZ: good thanks you
that guy: could be better
ZOTEZ: why is that
that guy: wife left me
that guy: the bitch
ZOTEZ: :9
that guy: should burn down her shack
ZOTEZ: i was gonna say that myself
that guy: save her from getting it
that guy: and then burn down the children
that guy: stop her getting them
ZOTEZ: dont kill your children
that guy: they're nothing but trouble
ZOTEZ: hy
ZOTEZ: why
that guy: sooner or later the older useless son of mine will end up in jail
ZOTEZ: oh :9
ZOTEZ: whys that
that guy: and the daughter is a prostitute
that guy: incest
ZOTEZ: :S
that guy: yeah, he saw what was happening to dear old christabell
that guy: and he isn't the sharpest twig in the pile so he wanted a ride
ZOTEZ: hang on, you named your child christabell?
that guy: yes
that guy: she's a bit of a cow so the name suits her
ZOTEZ: oh Lovely
that guy: she used to have a dream of winning the local country show but thats gone out the window now
ZOTEZ: oh
that guy: And poor, dumb dederick doesn't know whats what. He's so thick couldn't tell his arse from his elbow
ZOTEZ:
that guy: but they'll both be shot in the morrow
that guy: they're both 3rd wheels so no one will miss em
that guy: then we can have rump steak for a week
ZOTEZ: thats not nice
that guy: with a bit of bbq relish, onions and mushrooms it could be a mighty nice
that guy: meal
ZOTEZ: :S
ZOTEZ: your a cannibal?
that guy: I tells you though, that fat bitch of a wife of mine can go straight to hell
ZOTEZ:
that guy: she cheated on me with the milkman....the ****ing milkman
that guy: how low can you get
that guy: I caught them in the broom closet at it like rabbitss
ZOTEZ: oh god!
that guy: damn near close to blowing both their heads off
ZOTEZ: they might sue you
that guy: had my shotgun handy see
ZOTEZ: then you eaet them?
that guy: they'd be dead they couldn't sue anything
that guy: nope, only after the children
that guy: tasty yummy nubile flesh
ZOTEZ: mmm ok
that guy: you agreeing with me partner? want to come over for a finger buffet?
that guy: I grill a mean leg
ZOTEZ: no thanks
that guy: suit yourself
ZOTEZ: well if you are police you can find that automatically - not hard
ZOTEZ: oops wrong person
that guy: what, you thinking of arresting me sonny?
ZOTEZ: talking to 2 people someone trying to be a cop
ZOTEZ: asking for my IP, sorry, im not a cop
that guy: I tells you eating your daughter is enshrined in the constitution
ZOTEZ: Lovely
that guy: you ever eaten your daughter?
ZOTEZ: no
that guy: why
that guy: don't knock it until you've tried it
ZOTEZ: i dont have any children
that guy: eaten them all eh?
that guy: I tell you, the rump is the best part and the milk is very good for your bones, good source of calcium they say
ZOTEZ: Looool
that guy: that funny?
that guy: I tell you
ZOTEZ: thta made me laugh
that guy: cooking a relative isn't a laughing matter
ZOTEZ: ok then
that guy: it's a very sad, delicious process
ZOTEZ: hm sounds...fun?
that guy: I suppose I'd better come clean...guess who this is
ZOTEZ: mookie
that guy: damn right
ZOTEZ: nice
ZOTEZ: you're rather...sick
that guy: talkig about cows? nah
that guy: :P
ZOTEZ: relatives
that guy: I'm a bull
ZOTEZ: ok then
that guy: yep