She has proper flu, well, at least thats what it seems like, hopefully it's not something dodgy we picked up at Hong Kong airport.......

She past the "flu test", drop a £50 note on the floor, if they can pick it up, it's not flu, if they can't pick it up, then it's flu.

Cannabis seeds. A pack costs 70p and if a good number of leaves and so on are grown from them you will have thousands the time it is all sold.

I would most likely spend £10 of car mags or if out fags.

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Cannabis seeds. A pack costs 70p and if a good number of leaves and so on are grown from them you will have thousands the time it is all sold.

Not overly legal though is it.

Don't drop the soap in the shower

in that case, spare a fiver for some ky jelly...

A really ugly hooker.

Quote from danowat :

Not overly legal though is it.

Don't drop the soap in the shower

I was only joking about that. I would never touch the stuff, stick to fags. (mainly rollies)

You'll get away with using, but cultivating and dealing, whole different kettle of worms

2 drinks for that girl across the bar. Maybe more if you're not in London

Donate it to me.

Quote from danowat :

You'll get away with using, but cultivating and dealing, whole different kettle of worms

I thought the saying was kettle of fish. Does that law still exist that you can have a certain amount on you for personal use?

Quote from Dajmin :

2 drinks for that girl across the bar. Maybe more if you're not in London

Fool.



1 drink and some GHB.

Quote from BattleChickenChris :

A really ugly hooker.

There aren't any other kind of hookers are there?

Spare tenner, I asked this at work, with the following responses:

"a tenners worth of donkey porn"
"a hand job from a mysterious woman in a box"
"10 quids worth of any currency that is getting stronger than the pound currently"
"a tenners worth of flying saucers"
"a tenners worth of boot licking from the queen"

personally, i'd go 50/50 on hand job and flying saucers.

Quote from sam93 :

Does that law still exist that you can have a certain amount on you for personal use?

Yeah, 5kg's

Quote from danowat :

Yeah, 5kg's

You would seriously be in the shit. Half onze is big enough lol. You could imagine the law being that you are only allowed a tinth on you for personal use.

BTW, for those not in the know, I meant these flying saucers:

find a girlfriend and buy some condoms...

Quote from dawguk :

"a hand job from a mysterious woman in a box"

This made me do a lol in the office. I love the detail in specifiying that she has to be in a box.

One of those girls who can bend their whole body, like rapping their legs around their head. One of those in a small suitcase with two wholes cut, one for a quickie the other for a blow. With on each whole 'insert here' instead of 'insert coin'

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One of those girls who can bend their whole body, like rapping their legs around their head. One of those in a small suitcase with two wholes cut, one for a quickie the other for a blow. With on each whole 'insert here' instead of 'insert coin'

You're a sick person...

Quote from jibber :

You're a sick person...

he has a little too much fantasy

I think his fantasy is ok, but if that is really what he wants it scares me a bit

(I'd keep the money although if you couldreally get a ...ehm... suit case for that money I might reconsider)

Quote from jibber :

You're a sick person...

Me and mates came up with it in science, we couldn't be assed to do work as we had already done it so we started coming up with weird things, so that just came up lol.

Quote from sam93 :

Me and mates came up with it in science, we couldn't be assed to do work as we had already done it so we started coming up with weird things, so that just came up lol.

You and your friends sound like you're 12.

He is twelve, but with a more youthful mental age. And he smokes. And rices cars. Sound like a stereotype?

Quote from Klutch :

You and your friends sound like you're 12.

No it was just a hyper day. We had nothing better to do/ talk about.

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And he smokes

I hardly smoke. One now and again.