Quote from Rdcranno :

he couldnt kill sam93s dog.....

i can with £10

Quote from G!NhO :

i can with £10

Gimme a fiver and I can grab all necessary equipment tomorrow from the clinic

Quote from mrodgers :

Put it in the bank. With interest, by the time S3 is out, you'll have £12!

You mean you'll have £2 in debts?

Quote from dougie-lampkin :

Gimme a fiver and I can grab all necessary equipment tomorrow from the clinic

btw where can i see his dog?

Quote from G!NhO :

btw where can i see his dog?

Which one? the shar-pei chinese fighting dog or the lab which could kill you buy licking you to death, lol.

I once saw a Jack Russel kill a rottweiler, got stuck in its throat. Bad joke lol. This thread has came right off topic.

Quote from sam93 :

Which one? the shar-pei chinese fighting dog or the lab which could kill you buy licking you to death, lol.

I once saw a Jack Russel kill a rottweiler, got stuck in its throat. Bad joke lol. This thread has came right off topic.

all of them

Quote from G!NhO :

btw where can i see his dog?

This is your part, 47

Although not too sure if I could get enough to take down a big lab. Taking over 20cc would probably be noticed

I can take down a lab by giving him some nice food

Quote from G!NhO :

I can take down a lab by giving him some nice food

Jack Russells work apparently

I do remember someone who tried to kill off a cat who kept on going in his garden and messing around in there, so one day he put a bowl out for the cat, but not filled with water, filled with petrol. The cat drank it went running down the street and just dropped, the cat ran out of petrol. I think I should put that in the bad jokes thread lol.

Quote from sam93 :

I do remember someone who tried to kill off a cat who kept on going in his garden and messing around in there, so one day he put a bowl out for the cat, but not filled with water, filled with petrol. The cat drank it went running down the street and just dropped, the cat ran out of petrol. I think I should put that in the bad jokes thread lol.

Oh my.

Dad told me that joke when I was four years old.

Anyway, since some words were said about smoking 'nd all:

Quote from hrtburnout :

How old is that kid. Who would be at greater risk of dying first, the kid smoking or the extremely overweight kid?

Pfft, sod the physical crap. Pshycologically disorientate them. Followed by hard fast blows to joints (kick the knee back nice and hard, they wont be getting up quickly afterwards ...)

Martial arts is merely a form of show fighting tbh, ok, superpwnzer backfilpping them across the street wil shake them up, but its not worth it !

On topic: Buy one of those funky USB gadget thinks, like the desktop rocket launcher, now thats fun !

Sarge.

Quote from Equinox :

Martial arts is merely a form of show fighting tbh, ok, superpwnzer backfilpping them across the street wil shake them up, but its not worth it !

Not really, UFC for example isn't really show fighting, I have a DVD where in one fight they blood stain the octagon. Some martial arts are like show sports but then you get some other martial arts that ain't for show.

But that isnt martial arts. Martial arts is more about self confidence, concentration and the spiritual aspect than it is for pound for pound fighting.

I believe a good BJ would be £10 well spent.

I heard on the news a while back you could get full sex for £10 if you shopped around :o

Quote from Rdcranno :

But that isnt martial arts. Martial arts is more about self confidence, concentration and the spiritual aspect than it is for pound for pound fighting.

UFC is mixed martial arts really, not just one. It does give you disipline and so on but it is also a fighting sport, it isn't just as popular to watch at what boxing is. My old instructor is wanting to get grappling into the olympics, link about his article, Link He says there that grappling needs to become more popular, shows that not all Martial Arts are known/not very popular.

On the subject of the whole knife thing. At work (Security) nothing ever happens. But a couple weeks ago, the local **** came on to the site with a mate of his and when I asked them to leave, the main one (local asshat) said "No" Pulled a knife out and said "What are you gonna do about it" This was at about 23.00 and I was on my own, faced with 2 idiots, one with a knife. I had no idea if he was going to use it or not, but I wouldn't put it past him.

The right thing to do? Walk away I expect, well, run away. Did I do that? Hell no! That little scrotum pulled a knife on me and I flattened him. Not proud, this isn't a "Wow, I'm hard" Just look at the pictures of me But if someone is stupid enough to pull a knife on me, expect to have to be looking up at the stars.

Also, Sam - You spout shit.

£10? A DVD or fuel

A Kebab, Cheap DVD And a few Beers


Make it £12 And uv got S1

Quote from Rdcranno :

God your so up your own arse.

I just read the whole thread and this is the post I agre with the most.

Quote from The General Lee :

Also, Sam - You spout shit.

Ok, if you say so.