Ludwig? Is that you?

Forget about practicing your driving.

Most (all?) of the fast guys cheat.

You should practice your hex-editing skills instead. That's the only way to be fast.

What you say can and will be used against you in court.

I'd choose my words very carefully if I were you.

I think the battery on the small-claims-mobile is flat. Looks like I'll be taking the bus again

The Very End, I believe you have just appointed yourself as the representitive for the disgruntled competition winners.

I'll see you in court, my friend.

To the small-claims-mobile! dah nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh naaah

Quote from Viper93 :

Curious, what has come out of F1 technology wise? (genuinely curious)

Well there is one little thing, perhaps you've heard of it? It's called "The Internet".

I reckon it's gonna be big.

Yeah Take A ****ing Chill Pill You ****ing Overreacting Psycho ****s!

God I Get So Mad When People Just Won't Chill The **** Out!

Everybody Chill!

Quote from Damo74 :

End of story.

Or is it?

The plot thickens...

We need arbitration.

I'm willing to represent Mr. DieKolkrabe pro-bono.

To the small-claims-mobile!

Quote from tristancliffe :

With occasional quotes from Sam "I'm too poor/untalented to race myself, so I try to belittle all the real-life racers in an attempt to divert attention from my real life ability" 1600.

Owning, using or seeing an F3 car has not changed my perceptions of what is fair on track or off. The only thing that has changed is my respect for Formula drivers in the wet - truly amazing! But I'm trying to learn FROM F1, not using my false sensibilities to judge F1. I just hope that moves like Alonso's don't become too commonplace.

By the way, all Australians are convicts; only fit for the noose.

Tristan,

You seem upset?

Quote from tristancliffe :

"Firing off" - two words which mean you are either a chav or don't know what you're talking about.

And finally Kieran - you used to be sensible.

Intrepid (I guess you must be Alan, but being a weedy little ****** you're too scared to admit it in case you tag along to an LFS karting meet again) - perhaps you should spend more time learning to kart properly yourself so you don't spend your life getting grubby at TKM meets halfway or worse down the grids. It's all very well 'teaching' people how to pass, but until you're in an established formula series earning money I'd concentrate on yourself!

What's that smell? Is that fire? Oh no! The bridges! NOT AGAIN!

Quote from Becky Rose :

The joke is Sato, not Japan. I'm only stereotyping every formula 1 driver called Takuma Sato as a rash crashaholic who plummets for the inside like a falling comet without first checking the likely outcome.

You are right, the Japs sure are a crazy bunch!

I bet Heidfeld was banging on again about invading Poland and killing all the jews after Kubica beat him last race...

Quote from Becky Rose :

(or rather, maybe Sato would have been passing him again? In which case he'd have gone for it without question, whilst screaming "Banzai, the divine wind carries me".).

Take your racism elsewhere, Becky Rose... if that's your real name...

Zing! That was brilliant.

Yes.

Do you have any other brain-busters for me?

You started the competition, therefore it is your responsibility to ensure that the conditions of the competition are met.

As I understand it, their were conditions that the competitors had to meet (ie., whatever the 'challenge' or contest was). The competitors who won have fulfilled those conditions. They have "kept up their end of the deal".

There were also conditions that you, the competition creator, had to meet. One of those was supplying prizes to the winners. So far, you have failed to do this. You have not "kept up your end of the deal". You have an obligation to the winners to provide them with their prize.

It's unhelpful to act as if you have no obligation to fulfill your side of the bargain when the competitors entered the competition in good faith and fulfilled their side of the bargain. They do not, as you put it, have a "right" to their prize; you, however, do have an obligation to provide them with their prize.

This was a competition after all, and not a charity. You gained something from this transaction - a warm fuzzy feeling, goodwill and respect from other forum members, amusment, a power trip, whatever - but so far, the other participants in your competition have gained nothing.

The ethical thing to do would be to take responsibility for the competition that you started and find a way to fulfill your obligations to the competitors.

In terms of actually fulfilling your obligations, the most ethical thing to do would be to consult with the competition winners in private. This is, after all, a matter between you and the winners of the competition and no-one else.

My recommendation is that this thread be closed and all interested parties be instructed to settle the matter privately.

This is too funny - Tristan "my Dad bought me an F3 so now I'm an expert" Cliffe vs. Will "rental kart legend" Dendy and Alan "I wrote a webpage about overtaking!" Whateverhislastnameis.

It's like the LFSForum special olympics!

Whichever retard comes across as the most self-important, arrogant, pompous tosser, wins!

Quote from southamptonfc :

you are a very annoying petty little man. I can't remember the last time you posted anything friendly. If you don't undestand what I'm taking about I suggest you simply ignore it.

Despite the fact that Tristan and I are now friends, I agree with you completely.

Are you still coming over to watch The Birdcage this weekend, Tristy, or are you going to be too busy making over 7,000 posts on an internet forum dedicated to a computer game and inhabited predominantly by spoiled British children?

OH NO, THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!

FIA are idiots/monkeys/morons, bring back the 70's, F1 drivers can't drive because they don't use H-pattern shifters, I'm not going to watch F1 anymore, global warming is a myth, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, WAH WAH WAH WAH.

I think that just about covers everything. Shall we close the thread now?

Why do slow drivers keep coming out and making threads proclaiming that they are not slow?

It's always "Oh, the car damage is unrealistic, you couldn't drive over those curbs in real life, that's why others are faster than me" or "The tyres are all wrong, I've seen people sliding around and they are fast! I drive smooth and realistic, that's why others are faster than me."

When we get physics patches, LOOK OUT! All these drivers who were previously 3(!) seconds off the pace are going to be killing us all!

Sure mate, you are 3 seconds off the pace because you don't cut the chicane.... you just keep telling yourself that...

I would join you, but my arms just fell off.

Oh dear.

Like the new avatar, Gabkicks.

Hope Fedor comes back soon...

THREADHIJACKFINISH

Yes, he is a legend. And yes, a long time ago, he was a very good commentator.

But he's past it now.

He's turned into a bumbling old idiot. He doesn't understand the sport any longer, and he is incapable of following the action properly.

Prime Walker vs. Prime Allen - WALKER, no contest.

Present Walker vs. Prime Allen - oooooh, that's a tough one. They are both shite!

Let's just have Brundle talk to himself the whole time. He's fantastic.

Why would you want to listen to Walker commentate?

He's a senile old idiot.

He can't even tell which car is which, let alone which driver.

He should stick to commentating the wheelchair races down at the local retirement home.

edited due to off-topicness.

Last edited by sam1600, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 01:22.

Spot the emo-kid!