EDIT: Some of you are asking "why not just cut the wires?" well, excuse me for answering a question with a question, but... where's the fun in that?!
No, I did not vomit on it or shit on it. We had to put grass on it to put the fire out, and it was wet grass.
Finally, you can't use this to claim a new one, because the product code is my one. You could change it, but have fun trying to make it look like hand-writing.