Well I've been to Hastings,
I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too
So what
So what
And I've been here,
I've been there
I've been every ****ing where
So what
So what
So what, so what, you boring little c*nt
Who cares
Who cares what you do
Yeah who cares,
Who cares about you, you, you, you, you
Well I've f*cked a queen
I've f*cked Bach
I've even sucked an old man's c*ck
So what
So what
And I've f*cked a sheep
I've f*cked a goat
I rammed my c*ck right down it's throat
So what
So what
So what, so what, you boring little f*ck
Who cares
Who cares what you do
And who cares,
Who cares about you, you, you, you, you
And I've drunk that,
I've drunk this
I've spewed up on a pint of p*ss
So what
So what
I've had scank,
I've have speed
I've jacked up until I bleed
So what
So what
So what, so what, you boring little c*nt
Who cares
Who cares what you do
Yeah who cares,
Who cares about you, you, you, you, you
I've had crabs,
I've had lice,
I've had the clap and that ain't nice
So what
So what
I've f*cked this
I've f*cked that
I've even f*cked a school girl's twat
So what
So what
So what, so what you boring little f*ck
Who cares
Who cares what you do
And who cares,
Who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you
So f*cking what!
Yeah