There is no excuse for crashing, if you crash, you should take your balls out of your own mouth, unfold yourself, and drive the car like a bloody man.
And I don't want to hear "SCHUEY CRASHED AND HE'S THE BEST DRIVER EVER, IT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE".
No.
If you're good enough, you will never crash.
I could take the opportunity to rant about how much of a ball-sucking, self-righteous, corporal cock Schuey is, but I'll leave it there.
GOOD DRIVERS NEVER CRASH. There. In capital letters for all you crappy 'drivers' out there, so it's easy to read.
Would you like a lollypop while you're at it?